From: [email-masked] (Jeff Wolman)
Date: Sun, 14 Apr 91 18:56:44 CDT

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                            THE UNISEX, OMNISEXUAL

                            P U R I T Y    T E S T
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                              Version 3.5A (400)

                                Final Release

                                 13-Apr-1985
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Public  domain;  no copyright. All rights wronged, all wrongs reversed. Up with
going down. The risen flesh commands: let there be love. Murphy's law  on  sex:
Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.  Chaste makes waste.
Virginity can be cured.

This  document was not sponsored by the Department of Defense Advanced Research
Projects Agency, and was not monitored by the Air  Force  Avionics  Laboratory.
The  views and conclusions contained in this document should not be interpreted
as representing the official policies, either  expressed  or  implied,  of  the
Defense  Advanced  Projects  Agency  or the US Government. Neither should it be
interpreted nor inferred that the authors/contributors have actually  performed
any of the actions contained herein.
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                                  N O T I C E
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Disclaimer of Liability

The  user  of  this  test  acknowledges,  understands, and agrees that sex is a
hazardous sport; that a person must copulate in control, and use good judgement
at all times; that their partner's condition vary constantly  and  are  greatly
affected  by weather changes and previous use, that dirty sheets, variations in
terrain and bed surfaces,  spouses/pimps/managers,  forest  growth,  rocks  and
debris,  clothed  obstacles,  and many other natural and man-made obstacles and
hazards, including other users and  customers,  exist  throughout  the  bedroom
area.  Personal  managers  (pimps/spouses)  and sado-masochistic operations and
equipment are  constantly  in  use  and  may  be  hazardous  to  customers  not
copulating  in control. Impotence, collisions, and social diseases resulting in
injury can happen at any time, even to customers  copulating  in  control  with
proper  sexual  equipment.   Inherent and other risks are part of the sport and
exist in your partner. As a condition of being permitted to use the  facilities
of  your  sex object, the user of the partner agrees to copulate in control and
within the limits of his/her ability and further acknowledges and accepts these
hazards, dangers, and risks and assumes the risk of injury or loss to person or
damage to property which might result from the customer's use of the  partner's
facilities.

As  a  further  condition  of  being  permitted  to  use the facilities of your
partner, the customer understands and  agrees  (1)  that  in  the  event  of  a
transfer  of  use  by  another  or anything else in the management's opinion is
misconduct, misuse, kinky, impotence, or nuisance, this service may be  revoked
without  refund;  (2)  that  the partner is the property of the harem and, upon
request, he/she must be presented  to  any  authorized  representative  of  the
pimp/spouse;  (3)  that sexual equipment must be visibly displayed at all times
when you are in any bedroom and when approaching the bed to copulate.

Your sexual partner  is  not  transferable;  see  Theft  of  Services,  V.S.A.,
sections 2581 and 2582.
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Genesis - History

Version 1 (100)
	       Created  at  MIT.  Two parallel versions; one for male,
                and one for female. Not much is known about this version.

Version 2 (247)
	       Expanded to 247 questions. This marked the beginning of
                the unisex versions. The story goes that they intended it to be
                250 questions, but got tired that night and said  "we'll  think
                of three more tomorrow", and tomorrow never got there.

Version 3.3C.1 (400) on 05-Dec-1984
                First  formal  release  general of this test, version 3.xx. All
                former version were short-lived and tended to  be  bug  ridden.
                Does not discriminate against gays or bi's. Good correspondence
                of  scores (especially in the higher score ranges) between this
                version and version 2. Added in Genesis/History section.

Version 3.4 (400) on 29-Jan-1985
                Internal version;  never  released.  Source  code  accidentally
                destroyed,  much  to  the  consternation of one of the authors.
                Cleaned up many bugs. Added sections: Disclaimer of  Liability,
                Instructions for Use, Scoring, and Warranty Information.

Version 3.5 (400) on 10-Apr-1985
                Rebuilt  from  the  3.3C.1  source  and the 3.4 (only surviving
                copy) of the Xerox X9700 laser  printer  hardcopy.  Cleaned  up
                same  bugs  in  3.4;  wiped  out a duplicate question; The page
                number was moved from top of the page  to  the  bottom  center;
                this  was to avoid problems trying to coordinate duplex/simplex
                printing by other people and the positioning of  odd/even  page
                numbers. Added in verbose history section.

Version 3.5A (400) on 13-Apr-1985
                Found  that  we  had  431  questions  instead  of 400. After an
                all-night hack session, discovered that the problem  lies  with
                the  version  4  (1400)-1  of Scribe and how it treats @section
                headers and  @begin(text).  Ended  up  making  the  pageheading
                contain  a  Scribe  version  field. Also had to add in an extra
                token @newpage on the page that the questions start;  this  was
                to  preserve  the  last  of  the  @style[pagenumber  (@A)] page
                numbers, preserve the same in the Table of Contents, force  the
                page  number  to  be  1,  make  sure that the Contents get that
                right, and to force @pageheading and @pagefooting.
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Instructions for Use
	
	This  is  a  fairly  long  test  consisting  of  four  hundred (400) questions.  It  starts  out   tame   and   gets progressively  worse,  or  better,  depending on your viewpoint. There are many ways of going about taking this test.  You  can,  of  course,  as  your  right, guaranteed  by  the Constitution, be anti-social and sequester yourself in your room and take this test all by yourself; however, we feel that the funnest  way to  utilize this test if to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is one copy of the test, and a bunch  of friends.  (No  doubt lots of writing implements and paper would be useful too.)
	The person with the copy of the test will be  the  test  administrator;  he/she
will  read  the  questions  out  loud  and everybody else will write down their
answers. We have no definite rules as to whether the participants are  required
to  divulge  their  answers,  that  is up to the group to decide; however, each
person's purity score should be made common knowledge.  (The  person  with  the
highest  score  gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her life.) This works
great at parties and lets everybody know who's easy and who  isn't,  so  you'll
know who to go home with. Don't leave home without it.

	All  questions  in  this  test  pertain  to  events  that  have happened to you
subsequent to your  weaning  and  babyhood  infancy.  Anything  that  may  have
happened  before  such  time  is  considered not standing and void; it's a null
point. The term mutual masturbation refers to someone masturbating  you  AND/OR
you masturbating someone else, not exclusively someone masturbating you AND you
masturbating  them.  We  would also like to define having sex in the homosexual
case; homosexual sex has occurred when you and/or your  partner  (of  the  same
sex) have an orgasm while there is some contact between the genitals of you and
those of your partner.

	We  would  now  like  to  bring  to your attention that there is no passing nor
failing score. Therefore, one really shouldn't worry too much about  getting  a
high score, even if you do get giggled at for the rest of your life.
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                       --- ALL TECHNICALITIES COUNT ---
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For this section, if you are mostly a:

         - heterosexual,  then the your partner in deed, often referred to
           by the words someone or  partner,  is  your  partner in deed, often
           referred to by the words someone or partner, is to  be  someone
           of the opposite gender.

1. Platonic Relations

    Have you ever done any of the following:

   1. kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region as a friendly 	gesture?

   2. held hands with someone?

   3. had a date?

   4. had a date past 1 a.m.?

   5. dated someone on a regular basis?

   6. picked someone up?

   7. been picked up?

   8. gone steady?

   9. slow danced?

  10. had the symptoms of Russian (Note 1) fingers?

  11. had the symptoms of Roman (Note 2) hands?

  12. shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone without 	anything steamy happenings?

  13. given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?

  14. used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?

  15. directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out 	with if they were a virgin?

  16. used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or 	prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?

  17. secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?

  18. dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they 	would pick up on it?
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Although  this  section  is  termed  Auto-erotica  and mono-sexualism, the
      events herein still count even if you are with someone else  at  the
      time.  It  was so named because predominantly these activities, like
      the harp, (and the porcelain goddess) is essentially a solo event.

2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism

    Have you ever done the following:

  19. had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the such.)

  20. been sexually aroused?

  21. uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed) 	obscenities?

  22. fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior 	to you? (One day skydiving teachers, or two hour ski instructors and the such do 	not count.)

  23. fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom 	you are having a professional relationship with?

  24. fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?

  25. fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?

  26. read or bought pornographic periodicals?

  27. read sexually explicit literature?

  28. gone skinny dipping alone?

  29. made obscene phone calls?

  30. phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers? (e.g.  (212)976-2626, (212)976-	2727, (212)976-2828, etc. Please note that these are fifty cent calls in 	addition to toll charges and long distance charges.)

  31. phoned up any live phone sex numbers?

  32. stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male?

  33. shaved your genital pubic hair?

  34. shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?

  35. masturbated?

  36. masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?

  37. masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight?

  38. masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, city 	parks, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)

  39. masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?

  40. masturbated to orgasm?

  41. masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials?

  42. masturbated while driving a moving, land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck, motorcycle, 	hearse, etc.)

  43. masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of on the phone. This 	is legit.)

  44. masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?

  45. masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?

  46. seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)

  47. been to a peep show?

  48. been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?

  49. seen a pornographic movie in a theater?

  50. walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude? (Must be a 	serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a 	shower doesn't make it.)

  51. walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, T-shirt, etc) but 	no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways,lobby areas, etc. are 	acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms and such place where this 	behavior is not proscribed does not count.)

  52. bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle of Coke  and 	you use it as a dildo, it really doesn't count. Think: design and function.)

  53. owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in 	A Clockwork Orange.)

  54. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas, carrots, 	apples...)?

  55. eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)

  56. sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carvable material 	(that isn't food)?

  57. made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman?

  58. tasted your own orgasmic liquids?

  59. inserted your finger into your rectum?

  60. used ben-wa balls (Note 3)?

  61. performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible.)

  62. willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other 	words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an accident.)

  63. willingly urinated on any part of your body?

  64. willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In 	other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)

  65. willingly defecated on yourself? (In other words: sick.)
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3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions

    Have you ever done any of the following:

  66. administered a whole Purity Test or are in the process of administering a whole 	Purity Test of any version? (That's where you are the test administrator in a 	Purity Test Party. See Instructions for Use for further information.)

  67. taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?

  68. lied on any previous Purity Tests?

  69. exaggerated about any sexual experiences?

  70. broken your word, promise, or vow?

  71. written graffitti?

  72. plagiarized?

  73. shoplifted?

  74. stolen?

  75. made out a check that bounced?

  76. committed breaking and entering?

  77. told someone that you loved them when you did not?

  78. told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with 	them?

  79. fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in 	sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

  80. intentionally listened in onto other people having sex, oral sex, or mutual 	masturbation without their knowing it?

  81. used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex or oral 	sex?

  82. used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sex or oral sex?

  83. forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you?

  84. had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more of the 	people involved were not aware of your actions?

  85. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with one or more of the 	people unaware of what you were doing?

  86. gone steady with two or more people at the same time with all of them knowing 	that you were doing it?

  87. urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)

  88. urinated in cup, bottle, pitcher or any such receptacle that was not originally 	designed for such purpose excepting urinalysis incidents?

  89. urinated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse, tree, bush or any commonly 	accepted piss hole? (For instance: in the kitchen sink, or in the family car's 	glove compartment.)

  90. urinated from higher than the fifth floor, or equivalent height, above ground level 	out of a building or off a bridge or any such permanent structure (e.g. the Grand 	Canyon)?

  91. defecated anywhere other than a bathroom, outhouse or any commonly accepted 	shit hole? (Camping/hiking trips in which bathroom/outhouse access are nil do 	not count.)

  92. stored any excretia in your refrigerator, oven, or any food storage/preparation 	appliance?

  93. stored evacuated excretia anywhere else in your room, apartment, house, 	habitation, office, etc?

  94. entered a bathroom of the opposite sex and was not accompanied by someone of 	the opposite sex and was not involved in a search and/or rescue mission at the 	time?

  95. mooned or goosed(Note 4) someone?

  96. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public 	before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?

  97. streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public 	before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as for a function, stage 	performance, charity dinner, etc.)

  98. been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)

  99. received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 100. given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 101. thought you might be or might have unintentionally caused someone to be 	pregnant?

 102. had or gave someone an unwanted pregnancy?

 103. had sex while either you or your partner but not both were under the age of 	consent of the state that you were in then?

 104. given a sympathy fuck?

 105. initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?

 106. willingly committed incest?

 107. been involved in adultery?

 108. stolen the underwear of someone you know for a purpose other than that of a 	practical joke or to just ire the person? (A bunch of guys invading the women's 	dorm on a mission of panty raids does not count.)

 109. intentionally taken someone's underwear and didn't know who it  belonged to?
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4. Drugs

    Have you ever done any of the following:

 110. had an alcoholic drink?

 111. been intoxicated?

 112. threw-up from too much alcohol?

 113. passed out due to excessive alcohol?

 114. forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?

 115. smoked tobacco?

 116. chewed tobacco?

 117. bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in 	violation of the law?

 118. sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound scheduled by the 	DEA, in violation of the law?

 119. taken stimulants?

 120. taken depressants excluding alcohol?

 121. inhaled nitrous oxide (NO2) while not visiting a dentist?
                               
 122. inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?

 123. taken valium?

 124. smoked marijuana/sensemilia?

 125. smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?

 126. eaten marijuana/sensemilia?

 127. eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?

 128. taken opiate in any form?

 129. taken opiate in any form more than twice?

 130. used cocaine?

 131. used cocaine more than four times?

 132. injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than medical?

 133. injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than that of medical 	more than twice?

 134. taken PCP?

 135. taken PCP more than twice?

 136. taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?

 137. taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?

 138. taken LSD more than six times?

 139. deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?

 140. played any games in which there was a mystery as to who would be
      	getting drugs and who wouldn't, yet everybody plays in it? (e.g. Who's got the 	pill, where half the cups (of soda) would have LSD in it and the other half 	wouldn't and everybody picks a cup and drinks it and wonders who gets lucky.)

 141. had sex while using cocaine?

 142. had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?

 143. had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?
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For this section, it you are mostly a:

         - heterosexual,  then  your partner in deed, often referred to by
           the words someone or partner, is to be someone of the  opposite
           gender.

         - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
           words someone or partner, is to be someone of your own gender.

         - 50-50  confirmed  bisexual,  then  your  partner in deed, often
           referred to by the words someone or partner, is to  be  someone
           of the opposite gender.

5. Non Platonic

    Have you done any of the following:

 144. propositioned someone for necking or petting?

 145. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 146. pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?

 147. french kissed?

 148. been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?

 149. kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?

 150. necked?

 151. petted above the waist?

 152. petted below the waist?

 153. kissed on the first date?

 154. necked on the first date?

 155. petted above the waist on the first date?

 156. petted below the waist on the first date?

 157. given a hickey?

 158. received a hickey?

 159. fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?

 160. fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?

 161. fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region?

 162. had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?

 163. been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?

 164. had your fingers licked or sucked?

 165. had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?

 166. licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?

 167. licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?

 168. fondled someone who was asleep?

 169. given a back massage with ulterior motives?

 170. given a back massage that lead to something steamier?

 171. seen someone else completely nude and the person was under good lighting 	conditions?

 172. been seen completely nude under good lighting condition by someone else?

 173. been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?

 174. bathed or showered with someone?

 175. let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it 	yourself. (This means that it doesn't count if you were in the hospital with two 	broken arms and the nurse washed you, no matter how cute she is.)

 176. gone skinny dipping in mixed company?

 177. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast?

 178. been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast?

 179. licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?

 180. had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?

 181. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals?

 182. had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?

 183. petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?

 184. had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?

 185. had an orgasm while petting?

 186. given your partner an orgasm while petting?

 187. given or received finger scratch marks?

 188. performed oral sex?

 189. received oral sex?

 190. done sixty-nine (Note 5)?

 191. performed mutual masturbation?

 192. had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)

 193. had sex on the first date?

 194. had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Rhythm, prayer and hope 	methods do not count.)

 195. had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)

 196. had sex with a religious officiary. (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, 	etc.)
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This  section  of  the  test  deals with whether you have done things with
      people whom you may not be altogether comfortable, therefore in this
      section of the test, if you are mostly a:

         - heterosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred  to  by
           the  words  someone  or  partner,  is to be someone of your own
           gender.

         - homosexual, then your partner in deed, often referred to by the
           words someone or partner, is someone of the opposite gender.

         - 50-50 confirmed bisexual, then  your  partner  in  deed,  often
           referred  to  by the words someone or partner, is to be someone
           of your own gender.

6. Non Primary Choice Relations

    Have you ever done any of the following:

 197. held hands or otherwise displayed public affection?

 198. kissed someone on the lips?

 199. french kissed someone?

 200. necked?

 201. petted?

 202. received manual sex?

 203. given manual sex?

 204. received oral sex?

 205. given oral sex

 206. had sex?

 207. had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this case would also 	count.)

 208. done 69?

 209. propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 210. yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual 	masturbation?

 211. been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest? 	(Contestants must be of same gender; spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers 	may be of different gender.)

 212. gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 213. received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 214. fondled someone who was asleep?

 215. attempted to seduce someone?

 216. allowed yourself to be seduced?

 217. had an orgasm while petting?

 218. gave your partner an orgasm while petting?

 219. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with more than 10 people?

 220. stroked or fondled the clothed legs of someone?

 221. stroked or fondled the bare legs of someone?

 222. stroked or fondled the clothed chest/torso region of someone?

 223. stroked or fondled the bare chest/torso region of someone?

 224. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the clothed genitals of someone else?

 225. stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled the bare genitals of someone else?

 226. been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?
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For  any  of the questions in this section, a yes answer is in order if it
      is  something  that  you  do  as  an  alternative  to  other  sexual
      gratifications  or  as an aid and/or in conjunction with other means
      of sexual gratification, or in other words, have you done  it  in  a
      serious  basis?  Trying it a few times to see what it's like does no
      count.

7. Alternate Choices

    Do any of the following apply:

 227. been decidedly heterosexual?

 228. been decidedly homosexual?

 229. been decidedly bisexual?

 230. practiced bestiality (Note 6)?

 231. practiced transvesticism?

 232. practiced sadism (Note 7)?

 233. practiced masochism (Note 8)?

 234. practiced bondage?

 235. practiced domination?

 236. practiced submission?

 237. practiced sodomy (Note 9)?

 238. practiced cocrophilia (Note 10)?

 239. practiced frotteurism (Note 11)?

 240. practiced klismaphilia (Note 12)?

 241. practiced necrophilia (Note 13)?

 242. practice mysophilia (Note 14)?

 243. practice scoptophilia (Note 15)?

 244. practiced urophilia (Note 16)?

 245. owned an underwear collection of underwears not belonging to you?

 246. been a foot fetishist to any degree?

 247. been a voyeur (Note 17)?

 248. been an exhibitionist?
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This  section relates to what you have or have not done.  Accordingly, the
      group of people we are speaking of are of both genders. In questions
      where groups of people are concerned, there must  be  at  least  one
      person in the group who is of the opposite gender.

8. Group Sexual Relations

    Have you ever done any of the following:

 249. listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?

 250. told dirty jokes in mixed company?

 251. discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity 	Testing does not cut it as discussed masturbation.)

 252. played a game in which it may require you or others to disrobe themselves?

 253. played a game in which it may require you or others to perform an action on 	another participant?

 254. been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all 	of you were nude?

 255. had sex with more than 10 people?

 256. had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?

 257. had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?

 258. been in a bisexual/heterosexual menage-a-trois (Note 18)?

 259. had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent?

 260. had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a person and 	his/her sibling?

 261. been involved in a two (or more) in one?

 262. been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up; come and get it while it's hot.)

 263. been in a circle of fuck?

 264. been in a 69 circle?

 265. been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party?

 266. participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex? (Four people 	or more; partners must be exchanged.)

 267. participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more; partners 	must be exchanged.)

 268. participated in a fuck-a-thon (Note 19)?  (Where the object is to see how many 	times you can do it in the certain amount of time.)

This  section  measures  your kinkiness. Therefore, the questions apply to
      both actions and events occurring while you were alone  as  well  as
      when you were with someone else.
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9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct

9.1. Non sentient objects

    Have you ever done any of the following:

 269. used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something along those general shapes for 	masturbatory or sexual purposes?

 270. masturbated using the aid of food?

 271. eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?

 272. eaten a lab dissection?

 273. inserted food into yours or someone else's anus?

 274. eaten the food after it was extracted/evacuated from yours or someone else's 	anus?

 275. received an enema for a purpose than that of medical?

 276. used a basket, garbage can, or any other comparable sized receptacle for target 	practice masturbation?

 277. used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation? 	(Vibrator, massager, Dust-Buster, vacuum cleaner, etc.)

 278. used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?

 279. used ice for sexual purposes?

 280. used whipped cream for sexual purposes?

 281. used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?

 282. put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey or anything 	else edible on your partner's body and then eaten it?

 283. used any household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or any like 	substances for sexual purposes?

 284. used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes?

 285. used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?

 286. worn a leather/grore suit?

 287. used an inflatable doll?

 288. humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the wall, 	sausages, bananas, etc?

 289. had sex or oral sex with a dead person?

 290. inserted a small animal or creature into your rectum? (Either alive or dead.)

 291. had sex, or oral sex with your (dead) dinner animal or creature?

 292. attempted to have sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a live animal, 	but failed?

 293. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a smallish animal?  (Dogs, 	cats, rabbits, lab rats, gerbils, etc.)

 294. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a wild animal?  (Tigers, 	elephants, cougars, snakes, aardvarks, etc.)

 295. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a domesticated farm animal? 	(Cow, pig, chicken, sheep, etc.)

 296. mutilated any living animal or creature for your pleasures?

 297. had sex with a live animal? (Any size.) [These three questions  differ from those 	above in that ones above measure your variation in animal choice, and the 	questions down here measure what you do with the animals.]

 298. received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.)

 299. gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.)

 300. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with a single type animal more than 	once? (Alive or dead.)

 301. had sex, oral sex, or (mutual) masturbation with more than one kind of animal? 	(Alive or dead.)

 302. cross dressed in the undergarments of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? 	(This means that school plays, initiations, and the such don't count.)

 303. stuffed your pants or bra while you were cross-dressed for your sexual 	purpose?

 304. had your head inserted into a urinal or toilet bowl willingly? (Doing this in a 	pristine, show-room model does not count.)

 305. worn an groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)

 306. eaten, sucked, licked, nibbled, or otherwise inserted unwashed, used crotch 	piece of underwear into your mouth while the said underwear was not being 	worn at the time?

 307. deliberately sniffed or smelled the crotch piece of unwashed, used underwear 	while it was not being worn at the time?

 308. played in or with shit?

 309. worn or used a condom, or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already 	been used by someone else?
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This  section  tries  to  figure  out how many places you have done it. It
      applies only to those situations in  which  you  were  with  someone
      else.

9.2. Locality

    Have you ever done any of the following:

 310. necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar, Grand Holy 	Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)

 311. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion?

 312. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of the dead? 	(Morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)

 313. necked or petted in a place of the dead?

 314. had sex, been involved in oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a contraption of 	the dead? (Coffin, hearse, etc.)

 315. necked or petted in a contraption of the dead?

 316. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a car, station 	wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or any moderately sized, land-road 	based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?

 317. necked or petted in a car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, or 	any moderately sized, land-road based vehicle not in excess of 30,000 pounds 	net unladen gross weight?

 318. had sex, been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land-road based 	vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (Truck, tank, 	armored vehicle, road-roller, etc.)

 319. necked or petted in a land-road based vehicle in excess of 30,000 pounds net 	unladen gross weight?

 320. had sex been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land based, non 	road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster, etc.)

 321. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated 	someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, vehicular transport medium 	locomoted by manual power? (Row boat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc. While 	it may be true that the surfboard, or whatever, need not be in water at the time, 	we are making it the case here; so for it to be valid point, the thing must be in 	the water at the time.)

 322. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated 	someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind or propeller driven 	transport medium not in excess of 80 feet?  (Yacht, PT boat, etc.)

 323. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated 	someone else, necked, or petted in a water based, wind or propeller driven 	transport medium that is in excess of 80 feet?  (Ship, battleship, aircraft 	carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.)

 324. had sex, received oral sex, been masturbated, performed oral sex, masturbated 	someone else, necked, or petted in an aircraft?  (Airplane, helicopter, 	hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)

 325. had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?

 326. had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?

 327. had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter-	top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting, or to be used as a 	table/desk?

 328. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a 	telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph takers, or any such small, 	non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities?

 329. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in an 	elevator, people-mover, escalator, or any building internal people moving 	device?

 330. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation up a 	tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?

 331. had sex participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation on a 	roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?

 332. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation inside 	or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation which can 	provide a wall effect, cave, rock overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, 	outdoor, non-vegetative shielding structure?

 333. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw is 	acceptable.)

 334. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing, 	ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding you) was below the 	freezing point of water?

 335. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a 	place where you could have been discovered?

 336. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bath-tub, hot tub, 	under a shower, running water (as in waterfalls, tropical, torrential downpour, 	monsoons, etc.)?

 337. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water? (swimming pool, 	swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc)

 338. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
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9.3. Style

    Have you ever done any of the following:

 339. watched while someone else masturbated?

 340. orgasmed on somebody?

 341. orgasmed in somebody if you are a male or had someone orgasm in you if you are 	a female?

 342. been involved in the use of a penis as a leash or bludgeoning device?

 343. been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? (Nitrous oxide does 	not count.)

 344. willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral sex, or 	mutual masturbation?

 345. willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual 	masturbation?

 346. talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 347. intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex, or 	mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever may be listening 	in?

 348. had a family pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner during 	sex?

 349. had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex?  (Such as: house 	on fire, flash flood, private plane crash lands in your dwelling...)

 350. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone in which there is an age 	difference of more than 10 years?

 351. taken nude pictures of someone else?

 352. had nude pictures of you taken?

 353. been involved in breast fucking?

 354. participated in fist-fucking?

 355. had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?

 356. been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 357. bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 358. been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?

 359. orgasmed more the three times in one session of sex?

 360. disturbed other people by the making of excessive noise while you and your 	partner were having sex?

 361. had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation while you were driving (the car or 	boat or whatever vehicle)?

 362. had sex doggie fashion?

 363. had sex in the female superior position?

 364. had sex sitting up?

 365. had sex standing up?

 366. had sex upside-down?

 367. gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?

 368. fell asleep during sex?

 369. woken up to someone having sex with you?

 370. given or received a hickey on your upper, inner thigh?

 371. been on the receiving of anal sex?

 372. been on the ramming end of anal sex?

 373. had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?

 374. had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?

 375. had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?

 376. had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in masturbation while someone 	other than your partner was watching?

 377. had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, 	hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied 	with something other than sex and lust?

 378. performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?

 379. kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor 	washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?

 380. inflicted pain during sex?

 381. drawn blood by biting during sex? (Hickeys do not count as having drawn blood.)

 382. been involved in cunnilingus (Note 20) during the woman's period?

 383. had sex during the woman's period?

 384. foot masturbated someone?

 385. been foot masturbated?

 386. tongue bathed someone?

 387. been tongue bathed?

 388. licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?

 389. had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?

 390. licked someone's anus?

 391. licked someone's anus while they were defecating?

 392. performed oral sex while the person was urinating?

 393. drank your own urine?

 394. tasted or drank someone else's urine?

 395. drank human blood?

 396. tasted someone else's nasal mucous?

 397. been involved in golden showers?

 398. swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?

 399. used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?

 400. participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?

10. Scoring

Congratulations,  you  are now the proud owner of a sheet of paper with lots of
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several methods; the calculator method works best, as does the a  la  mainframe
method.   (A DECsystem-2060 works great as a PC.) Of the easier ways:  count up
all your "no" answers, then  divide  this  number  by  four.  This  gives  your
percentage  purity;  the  higher the number, the more pure you are; in the same
vein, the lower the  score,  the  more  of  a  sleaze-bag  you  are.  For  your
reference, we include calculator directions:

     For people with real calculators (HP):

             <#no ans.> [ENTER] 4 /

     For people with other (dinky) calculators:

              <#no ans.> / 4 =
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(1)  Rushin' fingers.

(2)  Roamin' hands.

(3)  They  come  as  a  set  of  several  balls  strung together. These balls are
	inserted into the rectum of one of the participants before sex, and are  yanked
	out,  usually by the partner, during orgasm. I think it's supposed to feel good
	or something like that.

(4)  Goose: opposite of moon.

(5)  You must be at least 48 inches tall to be allowed on this ride.

(6)  Avec les animaux.

(7)  For clarification: a sadist likes to hurt others.

(8)  For clarification: a masochist likes to receive pain.

(9)  Anal sex.

(10)  Marked interest in excrement;  esp.  use  of  feces  or  filth  for  sexual
	excitement.--Webster's Third New International Dictionary.
An  obsession  with feces, varied in expression; it may involve the sight and
	sound of a person defecating.--The Book of Sex Lists, compiled by A. B. Gerber.
	Ballantine Books, New York.  1981.

(11)  3: Masturbation by rubbing against another person.--Webster's.
The need to rub against another stranger,  especially  in  a  tightly  packed
	crowd.--Sex Lists.

(12)  A dependency on being given an enema.--Sex Lists.

(13)  Fascination   with  the  dead;  specif:  obsession  with  and  usu.  erotic
	attraction toward and stimulation by corpses typically evidenced by overt  acts
	(as copulation with a corpse.)--Webster's.

(14)  Abnormal attraction to filth.--Webster's.
A  dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used
menstrual pads.--Sex Lists.

(15)  A desire to look at sexually stimulating scenes esp. as  a  substitute  for
	actual  sexual  participation  that constitutes a partial or component instinct
	often sublimated (as in a desire for learning).--Webster's.
A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly.
	It is not surreptitious as in voyeurism.--Sex Lists.

(16)  Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine  or  the  sight
	and sound of someone urinating.--Sex Lists.

(17)  1:  One  whose  sexual  desire  is  concentrated upon seeing sex organs and
	sexual acts -- called also peeping tom. 2: An unduly prying  observer  usu.  in
	search of sordid acts or scandalous sights.--Webster's.
Being  dependently  responsive  to  the  risk of being caught while illicitly
	peering  at  another  person  or  couple  undressing  or  engaged   in   sexual
	activity.--Sex Lists.

(18)  Do  NOT  attempt  this  if you have a heart condition, or have a history of
	cardiac failures.

(19)  Do NOT attempt this at home.  This is an extremely dangerous activity.  The
	people who perform this feat are highly trained athletes.

(20)  Vaginal oral sex.
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                               Table of Contents
Disclaimer of Liability						A
Genesis - History							B
Instructions for Use							C
1. Platonic Relations							1
2. Auto-erotica and Mono-sexualism 				2
3. Legislative Misfits and Other Ethical Questions 		3
4. Drugs									4
5. Non Platonic								5
6. Non Primary Choice Relations					6
7. Alternate Choices							7
8. Group Sexual Relations						8
9. Extracurricular, deviant conduct				9
     9.1. Non sentient objects						9
     9.2. Locality
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