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JonathanChang. East 102, TimeScuk
? XVII, then promptly moved the fuck out to New Dorm (now known as Drinkward) when it opened because living with three other boys in a carpeted 50-year old dorm is terrible for dust allergies. Self-appointed East Dorm Mariokrat: Make the Super Blooper great again. Also East Dorm Calvin. Arguably co-Torque-Dorque with
TimMiddlemas. Likes cooking, Mario Kart, classical music, and
NutcrackerSuite. Makes shitty puns and dad jokes, and now lives in the toilet of
NutcrackerSuite. If you're looking for a major, find him, because he has one too many. Plays Wednesday Nighters from time to time.