So we all know the core, and we all know the great ChuckNorris?. What would he say about it? Feel free to improve on the jokes if you can think of better ones. Also see RobertKellerFacts.

FroshChem - In a system containing Chuck Norris, entropy can only decrease.

Math 11 - What happens in a limit as Chuck Norris approaches zero? Zero runs away like a little bitch.

Math 12 - Chuck Norris has two eigenvalues: walk and kill.

Math 13 - The differential equation describing Chuck Norris's punches cannot even be approximated.

Math 14 - Chuck Norris cannot be *partially* differentiated.

Math 61 - Chuck Norris's roundhouse has infinite curl.

Math 62 - Chuck Norris's random variable has *no* standard deviation.

Math 63 - Chuck Norris's left and right legs form a basis for any vector space.

Math 64 - No system including Chuck Norris can possibly be stable.

FroshPhysics - According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Mechanics - Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick has infinite moment of inertia.

E&M - Chuck Norris once submitted a paper deriving Maxwell's equations to a physics journal, but was rejected due to an "error" whereby he found the reciprocal of the square root of the product of the permittivity and permeability of the vacuum to equal the speed of his fists. This was not an error.

Chem lab - Chuck Norris calls "instruments" "machines." And lives.

Mechanics lab - A student once tried to write a tech report analyzing the motion of Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick. Unfortunately, it is difficult to get a chiČ value from a pile of dead bodies.

E&M lab - Chuck Norris can get useful results from the Fraunhoffer diffraction apparatus.

Bio - There is no such thing as evolution, only a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Stems - Everything can be expressed as a sum of complex exponentials. Except Chuck Norris.

CS5 - Chuck Norris's Connect 4 AI wins in three moves.

Hum 1 - Chuck Norris doesn't write hum papers. He stares at the page and the words assemble themselves out of fear.

First off, Math 64 and FroshChem are contradictory. Second off, thank you for giving us an easy list of people to kill -ChuckNorrisInquisition?

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