Jesus Christ returns to Earth, and fights that groups of vampires have been preying on lesbians. Naturally, he decides to fight the vampires.
Endorsed by ChrisSauro and SkyeBerghel.
SkyeBerghel: At one point Jesus fights a car full of atheists. Seriously, this jeep has at least 20 atheists in it. How could you not like this movie?
- ChrisSauro: 20? It's closer to 40. I counted, but forgot the final tally.