A mailing tube that Does Not Contain Porn (anymore). The end with the knots on it (Turk's Heads, if you're curious) can be used to make anything (well, almost) that RhymesWithCorn
disappear. The other end is used at the bearer's discretion (Abuse of power!
). Currently in the keeping of FrancesHocutt
Don't make us upgrade it to the SharpThingInTheLounge.