One of the SontagFrosh, Sketchy Matt does not believe in electricity or torque. Deep inside this Mudder's heart is an affinity for sparkly things and songs that make many people groan. He is a teenage girl inside. Sketchy Matt is the owner of a netbook that charges loudly. He also uses Dvorak, a symptom of some deeper madness (which has caused him to be attacked with pillows on more than one occasion).
Lab-married to LizSarapata for one semester, then lab-divorced her at the end of the semester.
"Dietrich's on top."
"Only Edward can satisfy my thirst."
"It's so nice and hard."