Big time roller coaster FrOsh
They tried putting him in SouthDorm and failed.
"Oh yeah, this is big brain time."
His best pick up line is, "Did you know a penguin's neck bones make up approximately half of its total body length?" Needless to say, he is single.
- It has also been said that he is turned on by penguin facts.
Holds some "unpopular opinions," particularly with regards to Star Wars.
Here's my definitive ranking of the nine episodic Star Wars films from best to worst:
- Revenge of the Sith
- The Empire Strikes Back
- Return of the Jedi
- Attack of the Clones
- A New Hope
- The Phantom Menace
- The Force Awakens
- The Last Jedi
- The Rise of Skywalker
Dooku is underrated and the sequel trilogy is blasphemy. Okay, porgs are the cutest things ever and I unashamedly dropped $35 on a porg mug at Disneyland, but that's beside the point.