One evening in the Spring of 2011, DavidLingenbrink
were roughhousing, as they are often prone to do. Aric had secured their mutual double, and Dave was prowling the outside for a way in. Hoping Aric would be near the window on the lookout, Dave palmed the glass in an attempt to surprise his adversary. Sadly, he did much more than just this. The denizens of the outdoor couch turned in response to the sound of breaking glass to see Dave standing sheepishly with one hand clear through the pane. Minor lacerations were treated posthaste.