ProfessorKing

Quotes:

• And if you smell it (sniff), it smells like aluminum.
• (on measuring grain sizes) First, you go out and drink nickel beer for six hours...
• This is a dog. Ruff! Ruff!
• Yea, verily I say unto you brethren... it's ok, I can do that, I was Catholic once. I went to the doctor and they gave me some medication...