- When I'm forced to use a language without pattern matching, like Scheme, it makes me cry.
- If f doesn't halt, then I can collect this cow right now!
- The US Government gets to assume !D. You don't. (Where D is dollars, and this is CS 81)
- "Is there a built in successor function in racket?" *attempts (succ 3) ERROR! succ undefined* The whole class is laughing but disappointed that we can't SUCC
- What's plus or minus one iteration between friends?