SixteenUnits

(to the tune of [Sixteen Tons])

 I was born one morin', free time came to an end,
 I picked up a pencil and I went to ac end.
 I did sixteen units of pain in the ass,
 And the Profs all said "ha, he thinks he's gonna pass."

 Sixteen units and whaddya get?
 One semester older and a deeper in debt.
 Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go ---
 I sold my soul to the HMC core.

 I was born one mornin'and its all been the same,
 Workin all day and night is my middle name.
 I've been sittin in classrooms since frosh year began,
 Aint no high toned Prof. make me not fall asleep.

 Sixteen units and whaddya get?
 One semester older and a deeper in debt.
 Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go ---
 I sold my soul to the HMC core.

 If you see me complainin' better step aside,
 A lot of men didn't and a lot of men cried.
 One mood thats brooding and the other thats bitter,
 If the first one dont'a crush ya, then the next one will.

 Sixteen units and whaddya get?
 One semester older and a deeper in debt.
 Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go ---
 I sold my soul to the HMC core.

 Sixteen units and whaddya get?
 One semester older and a deeper in debt.
 Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go ---
 I sold my soul to the HMC core.