1. Mix together everything except the egg. Oh yeah, throw in however much water you need to make the rice. Microwave it a bit
2. Decide it needs something more. Remember you have eggs. Crack one open and mix it up.
3. Realize that there was more egg than rice. Shrug and put it back in the microwave.
4. Take out the thing and realize you've kind of made a rice omelet. Oh well! Fun! (And it's lucky because it doesn't actually taste that bad.)
5. Wish you had some salt to put in it.