Back when rampant food poisoning was a big problem in the dining halls of the ClaremontColleges
announced to a dorm meeting that salmonella "actually tastes a lot like ketchup." MattMason?
retorted that actually, given the way salmonella is transmitted, it probably tastes more like ASS--which, CubeSchnaider
then replied, "which, in turn, tastes like ketchup."
Not that we want to know how he knows that particular FunFact, or are ever going to let him live it down....