who is TheWittyOne?
- Comes from DustinKane's Pants. Also kinda comes from Saratoga if you want to be boring.
- Loves the queen.
- Loves LoL.
- Is trying to get in on the JustinBai, ChrisMiro, LoL, open relationship, but failing.
- His accent is a trap just to get laid, don't let it fool you.
- Can consume seven large pixie sticks in 2:36.
- Is the human embodiment of the luck sack
- Penetraculation, ejacublating - http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5779734/1/Doomsday-Womb
- Trust his judgement for FMM. Always. Except for those magnificent men, and we do not talk about them nor about their flying machines.
- Has two middle names. Resulted in the name "Sir Sir Dr. Dr. Thomas Jack Tremayne Morgan-Witts."
- Unfortunately, his two lieges died of paper cuts from his doctorates. He has sworn off his former titles, and is now known only as "Fuck You."
"Fuck you British Kid" - Ancient LoL Proverb