WorstPrankEver

In the Spring of 2007, East Dorm frosh perpetrated the worst prank ever.

As is the tradition for frosh, the East frosh attempted to retaliate against the sophomores of East Dorm after they were pranked. As is also tradition, the frosh failed miserably. This is an emumeration of their failures.

• The frosh stole stumpy. No one cared that stumpy was missing. In fact, many people were glad they got rid of him.
• The frosh tried to put a lot of thought into their prank. They failed to remember that frosh can't think, and thus their efforts were in vain. They also failed to realize that Sophomores wouldn't care about Stumpy.
• Zvi tried to make an announcement. No one listens to Zvi.
• They returned Stumpy later, once again forgetting that no one cared.