Nothing! Absolutely nothing!!!

- Wouldn't that be the null set? I mean, if you have a set containing 0, you wouldn't say there was nothing in it, would you?
- If you have a set containing the null set, you wouldn't say there was nothing in it, either.

Base case for a proof that all natural numbers are interesting: Take zero. Zero is pretty interesting. You can't divide by it, additive identity, if you multiply by it you get zero. All in all, a pretty interesting number. Now consider the set of all totally uninteresting natural numbers. Let n be the smallest element of the set. Now, come on, that's pretty interesting: the smallest totally boring Natural number! So x is actually not uninteresting, and thus there can be no smallest element in the set and the since every nonempty set of natural numbers has a smallest element, the set is empty.

Also...

**Theorem 2:** *All numbers are boring.*

**Proof:** Suppose for contradiction that some number is not boring. Who cares?

See also: GoodFlix, WeirdAlInUhf, UgLy