SontagFirstFloorTreasonClusterFuck

Can you pull 5 of 6 first floor 5-person Sontag suites? Yes.

Can you do so in a way that will prevent any suite from imploding under interpersonal stress? Yes.

• Imagine if BobChen and AlexYoung did end up suiting together. --RobinDobashi
  • OH GOD OW MY BRAIN --BobChen
  • BadIdea -- SkyeBerghel

Can you do so while maintaining your own sanity? FUCK NO.