in a black suit with sunglasses/ when he says hes going to play flute in a concert band / after graduating from high school /standing behind your shoulder when you look into a mirror at night/ with yellow spikey hair / after his head starts throbbing and his alternative, trained-killer personality takes over / with seven Chaos Emeralds / after eating a flashing star / with all five Devin parts fused together / visiting you while you're in jail / in unrestricted rank-SSS mode / with 300% Magic Circuit / after 9009 hours of level-grinding and optimal stat placement / pointing towards the heavens while wearing triangular orange sunglasses / using the power of science / after you've defeated eight lifebars of him and you're all out of bombs and extra lives and you just want the damn boss fight to be -over- but no, he had to have another phase left.
Don't tell him he has unconscious control over all events that happen within the realm of HomeworkSuck.
He also loves helping people and going to sleep before midnight.
- He can learn any song, on any instrument, ever, just by reading the sheet music.
- He can learn how to PLAY an instrument just by reading sheet music.
- He helps at a math class level at least one level higher than his own (Proved: Knows more VectorCalculus? than half of HomeworkSuck)
- He can make scissors beat rock (if you know what I mean).
- He can beat level 13 songs on Beatmania with one hand, and is currently practicing Xepher with one finger.
- He can beat two shmups at the same time, using one hand for each, on the hardest difficulty level.
- He can kick reason to the curb and pierce the heavens ... without a drill.
- What is his attitude about power and fighting it? --KevinOelze
- He can read uncountably infinite amount of Shakespeare novels in a definite amount of time (30 minutes on a good day).
- He can collect the thirteen orphans while reading the Stems book as a frosh.
- He can keep up with any mode of transportation known to man, hopping backwards on one foot (relativistic transportation modes may win if his foot is broken).
- He's currently on MuddCompletionRun.
- Utaly is now the capitol of Rome.