Editing InRaisBed

Rai's Bed is a special place ever since he took too many hard classes sophomore year, didn't sleep and uploaded his bed to the internet (or, more specifically, Skype).

This should probably be switched to IRC soon, but
 -- You know, if you moved it over to EsperNet, you'd be neighbours with OctothorpeHMC.  Then you could stop in there, too.  Which you should.  
Because it's cooler.

There is now an InRaisBed on EsperNet. Join it.

Regular events are topic changes and the XandaSchofield being added/leaving the chat.

Regular Occupants of Rai's Bed: 
RaiFeren , Resident Resident 
All of NorthDorm 
MaryRachelStimson 
AlexKohn , Resident Creeper 
CorwynEvansKlock 
JoshOratz , Resident Troll 
AbbyJordan 
BerylEgerter 
BekyKotcon 
PaulaNing 
AriSchumer 
BradJensen 
JessicaStringham 
DietrichLangenbach 
MeredithMurphy 
[[Dersek]]

Occasional Occupants of Rai's Bed: 
XandaSchofield , Resident NonResident Resident 
AlexEng 
AnneClark 
ChrisCotner 
MariaMorabe 
ElleryBurgess

Kohn's Law was proved to be true in Rai's bed.  This law states that if you call Kohn's name, he will come to chat.  ALWAYS.

Quotes:

Topic: "BLAHBLAHBLAH TIDAL WAVE (in Rai's Bed)"

Topic: "Pillowtalk with Rai's Bed"

Topic: "It's Raining Men... in Rai's bed...? "

Topic: "Roll for initiative in Rai's bed "

Topic: "RAI'S BEDAHOLICS ANONYMOUS"

Topic: "Yo means yes and no in Rai's Bed"

Topic: "Bringing Sexy Back to Rai's Bed"

Topic: "CERTAIN CANCERS IN RAI'S BED ARE CAUSED BY THE STATE OF CHEMICALS TO KNOW CALIFORNIA "

Topic: "Frosh > Sleep in Rai's Bed"

Topic: "<3 in Rai's Bed"

Topic: "Try to become a lesbian in Rai's bed…for America’s sake!"

Topic:" Keeping the _Magic Private in Rai's Bed"

Beryl set topic to " STAKING PEOPLE IN RAI"S BED " 
Corwyn Evans-Klock: what's happening outside... i am afraid to look... 
Beryl set topic to " STALKING PEOPLE IN RAI"S BED " 
Corwyn Evans-Klock: i liked the staking! sounded exciting... oh i see 
Corwyn Evans-Klock: but stalking is fun enough

Corwyn Evans-Klock: (shh i have to keep up the creepiness)

Beryl Egerter: EVEROME SOHULD Beryl Egerter IN RAI'S BED

Safface: BUT YOU CAN GO HOMO 
Safface: WITH NPCS!! 
RaiFeren: in LoL? 
Safface: in dragon age 
MaryRachelStimson: I intend to own it eventually, it's jut a question of whether "eventually" is, in fact, now 
RaiFeren: oh XD 
Safface: unless 
Safface: if by 'go homo' you mean 'farm' 
MaryRachelStimson: XD 
Safface: and by 'npcs' we are talking about 'creeps'

RaiFeren: why are there so many bed in my people 
RaiFeren: this is getting disturbing

MaryRachelStimson: RAI 
BekyKotcon: =p 
MaryRachelStimson: YOU'RE HORRIBLE 
RaiFeren: :DDDD 
RaiFeren: BUTBUT 
RaiFeren: KARAOKE 
RaiFeren: = 
RaiFeren: DEATH 
BekyKotcon: 0.x 
BekyKotcon: assign death to karaoke? 
MaryRachelStimson: Karaoke = courage 
BekyKotcon: assign courage to karaoke? 
RaiFeren: XD 
RaiFeren: Karaoke 
BekyKotcon: current value of karaoke; courage 
RaiFeren: CURSE YOU DESTRUCTIVE ASSIGNMENT 
BekyKotcon: =p 
BekyKotcon: should be using double equalses

MaryRachelStimson: It's where all the cool kids hang out. The white basement.

AlexKohn: I think Adam Brown is at least part bio 
AlexKohn: in major stalking news

RaiFeren: APACHE WANTS TO DANCE ON OUR GRAVES FEASTING ON OUR EYEBALLS DANCING TO THE TUNE OF A BADLY TUNED ORCHESTRA SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO WAKE THE DEAD! 
BerylEgerter: EXCEPT IF IT TRIED TO ACTUALLY WAKE THE DEAD IT WOULD JUST GET AN ERROR 500.

MaryRachelStimson: Rai, you're really missing out. boobs are comfy! 
MaryRachelStimson: Butbut, Boobs are always comfy!

AbbyJordan: Boobs != Shoulders 
MaryRachelStimson: That parsed as Shoulder Boobs 
RaiFeren: It's like a shoulder blade, but different!

AbbyJordan: Not as fun as leprosy though! 
MaryRachelStimson: Few things are.

==== The Orange Incident: ====

AriSchumer: HEY GUYS IF MY LITTLE BROTHER TRIES TO GIVE YOU FRUIT 
AriSchumer: LOOK OUT IT MIGHT BE SPIKED 
DietrichLangenbach: ...what? 
AriSchumer: well like 
DietrichLangenbach: like, a spikey fruit, or he somehow got alchohol in it 
AriSchumer: Idk I don't think it was alcohol 
DietrichLangenbach: ? 
AriSchumer: but 
AriSchumer: O_O 
DietrichLangenbach: ...uh 
AriSchumer: It was like 
AriSchumer: some kind of acid 
AriSchumer: yeah 
AriSchumer: def acid 
DietrichLangenbach: .... 
AriSchumer: just ask jeff 
AriSchumer: he thought he was turning indian 
AriSchumer: it was pretty bad 
DietrichLangenbach: ... 
BerylEgerter: ... 
BerylEgerter: so 
BerylEgerter: ari did /you/ eat spiked fruit? 
AriSchumer: YEAH 
AriSchumer: THERE WAS ACID 
AriSchumer: IN THOSE ORANGES 
BerylEgerter: ...Citric acid? 
DietrichLangenbach: citric acid is trippy stuff, man 
BerylEgerter: Because that's normal 
BerylEgerter: -mr 
AriSchumer: BERYL IS NOW MARY RACHEL 
AriSchumer: OH MY GOD 
AriSchumer: ACID 
AriSchumer: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
BerylEgerter: ... 
AriSchumer: no seriously 
AriSchumer: I think he must have done something to the oranges 
AriSchumer: I was all like 
AriSchumer: tripping out and shit 
AriSchumer: I like 
AriSchumer: heard meredith asking for oranges 
AriSchumer: even though she wasn't in the room 
AriSchumer: so I went to the lounge and gave her some 
AriSchumer: she didn't eat them but jeff did 
AriSchumer: I think they're still in the lounge but DON'T EAT THEM 
BerylEgerter: ...Maybe you should tell the lounge that 
BerylEgerter: O_o 
AriSchumer: I did 
AriSchumer: I think 
AriSchumer: fuck 
AriSchumer: I remember doing that 
AriSchumer: does that count 
RaiFeren: ... 
AriSchumer: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 
AriSchumer: also they're scipps oranges 
AriSchumer: so they're all like 
AriSchumer: sour and decorative and shit 
AriSchumer: decorated with sours 
AriSchumer: sour and decorative 
DietrichLangenbach: ari, it just sounds like you're drunk 
AriSchumer: okay 
AriSchumer: so I didn't drink anything 
AriSchumer: how do you even put 
AriSchumer: alocohol in an orange 
AriSchumer: like 
AriSchumer: ike 
AriSchumer: that wouldn't even work 
AriSchumer: would it 
AriSchumer: i only had one 
AriSchumer: ): 
DietrichLangenbach: you shouldn't be able to >.> 
AriSchumer: see?????? 
AriSchumer: like 
AriSchumer: my little brother is 
AriSchumer: a tricky asshole 
AriSchumer: but I don't think he would buy like 
AriSchumer: 100% proof alcohol 
AriSchumer: to inject into oranges 
AriSchumer: right 
AriSchumer: ...right? 
DietrichLangenbach: hopefully. 
AriSchumer: HOPEFULLY 
AriSchumer: oh you know 
RaiFeren: ... 
AriSchumer: the other explanation is that i'm tired and haven't eaten or slept much and my meds wore off 
AriSchumer: o.o' 
DietrichLangenbach: that was going to be my next guess 
AriSchumer: BUT I STILL 
AriSchumer: THINK IT'S THE ORANGES 
AriSchumer: OKAY 
AriSchumer: wheeeeeeeeeeeeee 
BerylEgerter: ok 
BerylEgerter: we went and threw out all oranges in the lounge 
BerylEgerter: just fyi 
AriSchumer: okay good thank you ;_; 
AriSchumer: we = you and MR 
AriSchumer: ? 
BerylEgerter: They looked like pretty normal oranges, though. -MR 
RaiFeren: Butbut spoiling potential fun *is joking* 
DietrichLangenbach: ...did you think to smell them first? 
BerylEgerter: Aaron helped 
BerylEgerter: ...no. 
BerylEgerter: -MR 
AriSchumer: oh 
AriSchumer: MAGIC RESISTA 
AriSchumer: ... 
AriSchumer: hi ._. 
BerylEgerter: Also, the lounge claims you were lying down in the middle of the courtyard? -MR 
AriSchumer: I 
AriSchumer: fell over laughing at something 
AriSchumer: I don't remember what 
DietrichLangenbach: uh 
DietrichLangenbach: ari 
DietrichLangenbach: get some sleep 
AriSchumer: it was coming back from jays 
AriSchumer: i'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine 
BerylEgerter: Well, they thought you were crying, so... I guess that's better? -MR 
AriSchumer: oh yeah 
DietrichLangenbach: no, you clearly aren't? 
AriSchumer: i look like i'm crying when i'm laughing 
AriSchumer: it's awkwrd D; 
DietrichLangenbach: ... 
AriSchumer: hey 
AriSchumer: it happens okay 
AriSchumer: also DietrichLangenbach i'm in such a good mood 
AriSchumer: and i'm looking at alllllgs homework 
BerylEgerter: Have you talked to your brother about this? -MR 
AriSchumer: no maybe I should 
AriSchumer: although 
AriSchumer: he was drunk when he gave them to me so 
AriSchumer: hard to say 
BerylEgerter: ... 
AriSchumer: I'll ask him 
DietrichLangenbach: when was the last time you slept? 
AriSchumer: um 
AriSchumer: at night! 
BerylEgerter: Wat. 
AriSchumer: um 
AriSchumer: ummmmm 
AriSchumer: yes 
AriSchumer: at night 
RaiFeren: Well its not at morning at least? 
AriSchumer: yeah! 
AriSchumer: I'm actually 
AriSchumer: really proud of myself 
AriSchumer: I've cut down on all nighters 
AriSchumer: really well 
AriSchumer: like 
AriSchumer: it's been what a month almost 
AriSchumer: and I've only had 2 
DietrichLangenbach: ... 
AriSchumer: dude 
DietrichLangenbach: I suppose that's an improvement... 
AriSchumer: yeah 
AriSchumer: it's 
AriSchumer: 1/4th of my average 
AriSchumer: last semester 
DietrichLangenbach: O.o 
RaiFeren: ... 
Vivian: ... 
BerylEgerter: ... 
RaiFeren: ... 
MeredithMurphy: ... 
** Note that if you put oranges in alcohol for some time, the oranges will absorb alcohol. You can then eat oranges and get totally shitfaced. --SkyeBerghel

==== The Rat Incident in SuiteTimeTravel: ====
RaiFeren: We caught the rat? 
RaiFeren: Its uhhh 
BerylEgerter: HOLYSHIT 
DietrichLangenbach: ? 
BerylEgerter: ANYONE WANT TO SEE A FUCKING HUGE RAT 
PaulaNing: YES 
DietrichLangenbach: ...ok 
PaulaNing: YES 
PaulaNing: YES 
RaiFeren: I want it out of the suite and don't want to get ANYWHERE near that trap 
RaiFeren: Its HUGE 
BerylEgerter: um 
PaulaNing: ILL TAKE IT 
BerylEgerter: careful its by the door... 
AriSchumer: oh god 
AriSchumer: i'm coming 
AriSchumer: just because 
AriSchumer: why not

[12:41:07 AM] Rice, Pineapple Fried: I OWE JOSH MONEY AND DAVID SCOTT OWES ME MONEY 
[12:41:14 AM] Mary Rachel Stimson: COOL 
[12:41:18 AM] Rice, Pineapple Fried: It's funny because 
[12:41:22 AM] Joratz: MONEY 
[12:41:25 AM] Joratz: WHERES MY MONEY 
[12:41:26 AM] Rice, Pineapple Fried: WE ARE ALL JEWS

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