Editing SexTips
Sex tips, as brought to you by east lounge. # Bears. # Stumpy. # Every appendage. # Bears. # 1 in 20 times, bite his head off. # Grab the sheets behind you and go ngaaaaaah # When having sex, avoid HCl and other strong acids. # STEMS IEIE # Shoot first, ask questions later. # When sporking, do not forget: the spork goes in the orifice. # When sporking, do not think about what you're doing, because you'll probably stop and go "Heh, spork" and ruin the mood. # Cookies. # Boys suck. # Use a fish tank. # When having sex, avoid rodents and other small mammals, as they tend to distract from the sex act. # Be careful not to ejaculate inside your partner's body cavity, as it can be highly toxic. # Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. # It is not advised to attempt penetrative sex with a partner more than 30 feet away. # Use a tarp. # Launch the frisbee to the winner of the coin toss. # Always check your partner's pubic hair for black widows. Watch out for brown recluses too! # Wash the kiwi fruit. # When putting on a condom, be careful, since obstruction of the trachea can lead to asphyxiation. # Be sure to wash your hands before, after, and during sex. # Make it hot, but not too hot. The human body can spontaneously combust at temperatures exceeding 400 degrees Celsius. # You win when you open the gates to hell. # Assemble the sandwich. # Birth control is most effective when taken immediately before sex. # Connect wall pipes. # Place on the bed. # You do not need to kill the dog to win. # Consider a graduate degree. # While they may be dead and gone, the important thing is that you're still here. # Use a one-liter soda bottle. # Chew gum constantly. # Say your safe word in every sentence, so you don't forget it. # Sex is a dish best served cold. Try chilling your partner's body for 48 hours prior to intercourse. # If you eat less than 30 minutes before, you'll drown. # Cover your work area with newspaper or a drop cloth. # Buyer beware! Highly pressurized sex can explode when punctured. # Use LaTeX. (Don't forget the units package!) # Bears. # Replace your hands with chew toys. # Time for you to round up your friends! # fullwhale.wav # Call your mom. # Remove the cardboard in the summer and burn. # Ask your partner repeatedly "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?". # Begin studying well in advance. # Go to office hours. # Make sure to have three feet of egress. # Use acronyms. # Avoid eating alone. # Use textbooks strategically. # There are two types of questions that are asked. # Practice your cursive. You'll need it later! # Your college professors won't be this lenient with you. # Everyone knows it's hot when the urethras touch. # Stop! # The tentacles get stronger the longer the creature lives. # Urinate to mark your territory. # Don't waste time in the hallway. # Evenly coat your partner in a thin layer of waterproof material. # Practice on a separate piece of paper. # If there is blood drippin from the disco balls, pls go to a different roller rink. # Test the emergency eye wash sink once a year. # Dynamite can also kill zombies. # Prepare a speech. # Turn on wifi to improve location accuracy. # Download more RAM. # Always eat breakfast. # Avoid off-putting odors. # Bears. # Always listen to your teacher. # Seek advice from your vet. # Ignore haters. # If the room environment is hot, there is a possibility that your parakeet is too hot. # Make sure your partner has at least one special character. # Keep your fluids up. # Write a final paragraph. # Practice your multiplication tables, if you know what I mean. # Select the right type of tulip for your needs. # Make sure you understand why the work is considered a classic. # Read the EULA. # Cover with soil. # Summon your god. # Do not combine the seal with the logo. # Keep a journal. # Identify and explain the author's purpose. # Consider the impact of your work on society. # Join a local club. # If you're riding alone, you're riding with Hitler. # Time will pass. Will you? # Make sure to start early. # Bears. # Refer to yourself in the third person. # Always say "please" and "thank you". # Inflate your balloon. # Cut a hole for the candy. # Make puns. # Stop at a prime number.
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