Editing TheIneptMage
EvilSouthie is running a FairyTale role-playing/group writing game. As part of this, there is an inept mage. Every once in a while, when he tries to cast a spell, some other effect happens that he wasn't trying for. Given that I don't want to have to hunt down the chaos mage tables and roll on them whenever this happens, I thought it might be interesting to have those people who read Wiki to come up with appropriate suggestions and possibly vote on them. So, add your suggestions here: * it begins to rain cream cheese and jelly sandwiches * Some random object in the vicinity turns into a brand-new Dell PC. Since this is a fantasy world, nobody will know what to do with a brand-new Dell PC. * Some random object in the vicinity turns into a second-hand Dell PC. Since this is a fantasy world, everybody will know what to do with a second-hand Dell PC. * The mage shrinks to one foot tall. * The mage trips and lands in a bucket of water. (The bucket of water need not have been around before the spell was cast.) At your discretion, the mage may then melt. * The mage is stricken completely colorblind. If anyone else is around, everything in a ten-foot radius of the mage turns green. * Bad jokes start being acted out by random characters that show up - for example, 3 rabbis and a llama keep walking into a bar (the metal type) over and over, etc... * the mage is forced to say "Grow, little plants, grow" before taking any action whenever s/he sees any dirt * The mage accidentally casts Magic Mistletoe, causing the nearest two characters to embrace and kiss. * The mage will cause two characters to "swap bodies" (as in, the players playing them switch places). * The mage will conjure up a fearsome cartoon beast. * A pie will fly out of nowhere at hit someone in the face. * The mage will cause the entire party to talk like Furbies (ask AlexBobbs or DanielLowd for a demonstration). * pi will fly out of nowhere and hit someone in the face * it will begin to snow either near the mage or somewhere else ** it will begin to snow in Claremont * A hundred foot tall tree will grow where there wasn't one before * Someone's luggage (or backpack/carrycase/etc.) somewhere upon being opened will be found to be filled with cheese (location of original contents to be announced) * A stone will self destruct in a violent and showey explosion * A talking character's speach will come out of the mouth of a non talking character who may or may not even be present in the same scene. * Gravity will be reversed within a specified building * a nearby tree will become invisible & haphazardly mobile * Shooting stars will form a random message in the sky which is visible to all players * the wizard will catch a cold **and sneeze butterflies * the nearest entity turns into a tiger, but turns back upon drinking anything * The nearest prince suddenly becomes gay * Every person in line-of-sight is instantly flat on their back, for no apparent reason * A musical number will begin that will in no way advances the plot. Dance number optional. * Either Poly, Pyro, or Meteo, from the SFX in FF9 * A voice booms out: "Nothing. You have to read it." * A voice booms out: "I believe it not!" * Something nearby catches on fire. * A dragonfly lands on the mage's hat. * The mage suddenly speaks only in French for a (mercifully?) brief interval * Sparks explode, the sky flashes green then gold then silver, buildings jump two feet in the air and return to their places, plants dance jigs for half a second, the sun is eclipsed, and absolutely nothing happens * Everywhere green and blue switch places * a box appears of yet to be clarified characteristics * somewhere some chinese takeout food appears for no apparent reason * the mage sinks half a foot into the ground * the mage, forevermore, will taste like octopus when eaten * Wherever he is, Cal dies.
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