Editing WorstExaltedCampaignEver/BoardQuotes
If we ever remember to add quotes from the sessions, here's the place ---- *''Debbie rolls to attack a soldier in Beastman form'' *DM: What's the total damage then? *Debbie: Let's see ...15 dice of damage *DM: *rolls dice* ....You rip his head off Debbie (OOC): "Here, have some water. It might make you drunk." DM: 'Well, Adam DOES have two dots of Craft First Age Shit." Debbie (OOC) (in response to Jurash's arrival): "Hello, I see your party has no Dragon King." Adam: I want to make a sign to warn travellers, but I don't have any craft skills for that. All I have is Craft First Age Artifact. DM: Okay,...... so you can craft a big glowing neon sign that floats in the air to warn travellers. Adam: "We ask only two things. First, when you go to the East ––" Debbie (OOC): "You dress up in black clothing!" Tiff: "Let the life force throw flew you!" Debbie: "So, shall I throw the first cow?" Adam: "Good day! I am the River of Angsty Turnips!" DM: You recognize the guy from the old days of slaves mining with pitchforks and whatever All: Pitchforks?? DM: ... What? All: You mean pickaxes? DM: Oh they're the same thing! Debbie: No wonder they needed so many slaves! Adam: It's not working! *mimics stabbing rocks* Fred does what he does best during combat, and begins running in the opposite direction. DM indicates this by drawing an F on the white board with an arrow. Debbie (OOC): I guess F = ma. Alejo: The First and Forsaken Lion is more irrational then the square root of pi! Brianna, determining how many dice to roll: 2 and 2 is 3... Brianna: I'll just make [a highly improbably siege engine] myself! DM: Uhhh, okay, but it'll cost you like five gossamer. Brianna: No, I'll just use Ordinary Object Conjuration! DM: That's not an Ordinary Object!!
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