"Whale can't sit on boobs. Need bigger boobs." -YB
"John W. Townsend has been a pillow for the last week" -Calvin
"The next step on the road to enlightenment is realizing that even once you're broken, it still hurts." -Luis
Havi: The pumpkin is growing mold, we should either throw it out or culture it.
Yvonne: I think we should culture it. Drinkward needs more dorm culture.