DaniBork

A fedorable CaseBear? who needs to learn that he is a BeAr. Occasionally found sleeping in EastLounge, Galileo, Platt, and other public BeArs.

The prevailing BeAr is that he is perpetually sexiled.

An okay SettlersOfCatan player, he enjoys 4am games with any of these people: EricStucky, MaggieLiu, BeArs, JustinBai, SuzyKim, and AkbarShebaz?.

Is not the creator of the BeAr game CutUpStuckysBodyIntoLittlePiecesAndReassembleItSoWeCanBeAsHuggableAsHeIs, as it is a storied BeAr with BeArs.

Co-BeAr of Tape Theory, along with MaxFrenkel?.

Has devised a number of incredibly clever, well-designed games and game variants:

• Betrayal at Room on the Hill: No exploring out rooms; new rooms can still be drawn from events, etc.
• Betrayal at Character on the Hill: Players are rooms and they explore the characters.
• Betrayal at Pip on the Hill: Ended up being more like Betrayal at Turn/Damage Track on the Hill.
• AlphaBetrayal: All the rooms, items, omens, and events are drawn in alphabetical order.
• Markov-generated Betrayal: Currently unplayed due to Dani's laziness.
• Two Wonders: Seven Wonders minus five wonders. There is actually an official two-player variant, but this is not that.
• Toncact: "Three, two, one, ringsproll!"
• Guess what number I'm thinking of: "Is it an integer? Is it real? Is it constant? Is it a function? Is it differentiable?"

Quotes

Matter is made of tiny vibrating pieces of tape.

I went to YumYum?'s once, and I didn't look left.

So that's why ants taste like lemonade.

Is it the pelt of a cat? (His answer: Catapult)

Is it a cat?

Is it a cat?

All bad guys are weak to penis-type attacks.

I sharpen my dick daily.

We hug like Gorbachev and Reagan would hug if their hands were nukes and their faces were the others' respective countries.

BeArs