See also:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16nYxhaFqbDUPIAnzjCwthLxBzcQSU6Tp7R_Wcl6xPkY/edit?usp=sharing
Section I - Lounge Activities
Have you ever done any of the following:
- Played Settlers?
- Toasted Settlers?
- Bribed someone into playing Settlers (or any other board game) with you?
- Walked in on people playing ChesSers or Settlers and joined in?
- Constructed a Chessers set?
- Ever thought wood and sheep was a good combination (for any reason)?
- Been a crack addict? (Must have seriously played for a period of at least a week)
- Watched Veggietales?
- Watched more than 4 episodes of Veggietales in one sitting?
- Watched the Simpsons?
- Watched SixStringSamurai??
- Watched WeirdAlInUhf?
- ...while quoting the entire movie?
- Played SuperSmashBrothers, SuperPuzzleFighterIiTurbo?, EinHander, BustaMove, or FinalFantasyNine?
- Figured out how to work the sound system?
- ...without refering to the manual?
- Critiqued X-files for a reason other than plot? (Poor science, etc...)
- Done your homework in the lounge in a group of at least 3?
- Walked in on a group of at least 3 doing homework?
- ...and joined in?
- Spent a whole Saturday night watching EDC movies?
- Done a crossword?
- Used words that don't exist in a crossword?
- Used symbols (e.g. arrows) in a crossword?
- Refused to do a particular crossword on ethical grounds?
- Sung Veggietales songs?
- Re-stuffed (i.e. fisted) Stumpy?
Section II - Courtyard Activities
Have you ever done any of the following:
- Climbed to the hammock in the tree?
- Slept there?
- Taken an exam there?
- Been in the hot tub?
- ...in mixed company?
- ...after 2am?
- Played DeathChess?
- ...and drank both queens?
- Played Chess or ChesSers
- ...with more than ten people? (e.g. public chess)
- ...for more than 5 hours straight?
- ...after 1 a.m.?
- ...during a drenching rainstorm (must have played outside)?
- ...in your pajamas?
- ...while singing songs about Chessers ("Oh where.... is my pawn-drop?")?
- Discussed ChesSers strategy over dinner?
- Juggled three balls?
- Juggled three clubs?
- Boffed?
- Boffed in a group of three or more people?
- Unicycled?
- Uniboarded?
Section III - Other Games/Activites?
Have you ever done any of the following:
- Solved a Rubiks Cube?
- In less than ten minutes?
- In less that two minutes?
- ...blindfolded? ("is this it?")
- Discussed the merits of various techniques for solving Rubiks Cubes?
- Played ITR games?
- ...and sang a song as a zombie?
- Have been complimented on your skill (at ITR games)?
- Worn a cape?
- Gone barefoot to classes?
- Sat in the back row of Frosh Chem lecture?
- Woken up in the back row of Frosh Chem lecture after spending the night there?
- Sat in the front row of Frosh Chem lecture, while doing something other than Chemistry (ie drawing, sleeping, etc)?
- Played Worms (tm) with modified rules (ie death worms, strip worms)?
- Made large animals out of any material?
- Taken said animal to academic end? (class, Hixon Court, etc)
- Been to Parsons with the bed not-so-red-ball?
- Stolen the rose after LongTallGlasses?
- Been the source of a BoardQuote?
- Played an RPG?
- In a campaign that lasted more than a semester?
- Played an IL?
- Played a LARP?
- Run an RPG?
- Had other people convinced you were a vampire (for any reason)?
- Had yourself convinced you were a vampire?
- Been harmed by sunlight?
- Played TheNapGame?
- Played the blanket game? (if you don't know what it is, nobody's going to tell you. don't ask.)
- Participated in a circle of thwap?
Section IV - Drugs
Have you ever done any of the following:
Section V - Sleep
Have you ever done any of the following:
- Slept in the lounge, without anything interesting happening?
- Slept in the lounge with a stuffed animal?
- ...that was larger than you?
- Slept in the lounge, and been pranked (drawn on, moved, etc)?
- Had people comment on the way you sleep?
- Slept in the courtyard?
- Slept through all daylight hours (was dark when you went to bed and when you woke with "daytime" in between)? (Not only have I slept an inverted day, I've also not slept an inverted day...)
- Slept through all your classes for a day?
- ...for a week?
- ...without intending to (either day or week)?
- Stayed awake for 24 hours?
- ...36?
- ...48?
- ... For no particular reason you remember?
- Lived in a "cave" under your desk?
- Moved Shamik somewhere while he was asleep?
Section VI - Legislative misfits and ethical things
Have you ever done any of the following:
- Been involved in a JB/DB trial?
- ...Because of a prank?
- Crawled in the ceiling, air vents, or other such small places not intended for that use?
- Steam tunneled?
- Explored storm drains?
- Been somewhere in an elevator shaft that's not actually in the elevator?
- Been an ITR fairy to any degree?
- Caused someone to lower their GPA?
- Caused someone to actually ITR?
- Pranked?
- Know what EDSP is?
- Know that there is no EDSP?
- Ever participated in an EDSP activity?
- Been on any roofs at all?
Section VII - Computer related
Have you ever done any of the following:
- Had a screen tan?
- Sent a message to schmack complaining about hum papers?
- ...Tech Reports?
- Been involved in a schmack-a-thon?
- ...To the exclusion of work?
- ...For more than 3 hours?
- ...With someone sitting next to you?
- ...Because you cared?
- ...About something that no one else cared about?
- Saved every message shamik ever sent to schmack?
- Meta-schmacked?
- Been to the Hamster Dance site?
- Liked the Hamster Dance music?
- Danced to the Hamster Dance music?
- Got the Hamster Dance CD?
- Spent an hour or more on WikiWikiWeb?
- When you really have better things to do?
Section VIII - Other EastDorm culture
Have you ever done any of the following:
- Have a PatriNumber?
- Have a PatriNumber of 1?
- Have a PatriNumber of 0?
- Had a PatriNumber less than 0?
- Had an irrational PatriNumber?
- Had a lower strong PatriNumber than your weak PatriNumber.
- Been involved in a J. Pop orgy?
- Thought renaming ScandalSuite or ChessersSuite as Time Blow was a GoodIdea?
- Been sold in an auction?
- Streaked nude in the courtyard or been in the hot tub nude?
- Belonged to a named Eastie Suite?
- ...that you helped create?
- ...and lasted after you were no longer in it?
- ...and even lasted after you graduated?
- Been a third floor Eastie?
- ...for more than 1 year?
- Used any of the following words in everyday speech: BawMahNow, Spork, ChesSers?
- Told an IhardlyKnowEr joke?
- ...That didn't make sense?
- ...And no-one else laughed?
- ...Continued telling them despite threats of bodily harm?
- ...Used a response other than IhardlyKnowEr?
- Been to an EastDorm party?
- ...dressed as the opposite gender?
- ...and complained about how hard it was to find apparel in your size?
- Lied on an EDPT (EastDormPurityTest)?
- ...with the intention of making yourself more attractive to someone?
- Used this list as a checklist of things to do?
- Become interested in someone after hearing their EDPT score?