EnglishMajor

One of those pesky and somewhat pointless majors found at other colleges. These people graduate without any idea of what they are supposed to be doing with the rest of their lives and consequently quite a few of them go on to become EnglishTeachers.

Thanks to AvenueQ?:
What do you do with a BA in English?
What is my life going to be?
4 years of college and plenty of knowledge
Have earned me this useless degree.
I can't pay the bills yet
'Cause I have no skills yet
The world is a big scary place
But somehow I can't shake
The feeling I might make
A difference to the human race.