EvilTriumphs

Despite all the forces of good that exist in the world (See GoodDoesExist), we all know that, in the end, EvilTriumphs! Here are some ways in which the Dark Side conquers all:

• AlexBobbs' EvilPlan
• You, because you are part of AlexBobbs' EvilPlan (ask RobAdams to explain, he understands the concept quite well)
• People adding to this list
• RoomDraw
  • MockDraw
  • RealDraw
• The universal appeal of the EvilLaugh
• Windows (the Microsoft variety, though the transparent kind aren't so virtuous either)
• ProfessorVanHecke & all the ScariestProfsAtMudd
• EastDorm
• Spam
• DoubleMessages?
• (insert name of political figure you think is ruining the country)
• ProfessorHodas? (HodasMustPay)
• Starbucks (the EvilEmpire)
• The Abstract Algebra midterm (grrr...)
• People removing the syncopation from the main theme of the fourth movement of Beethoven's Ninth
• ITR fairies (especially EvilSouthie and his collection of puzzle crack) I must say this juxtaposition amuses me to no end.
• LoungeCrack?
• ErrorPropogation
• LostLevels
• HumPapers

And yes, this is the counterpart of the GoodDoesExist List

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb -- Dark Helmet