JeffreyHemphill

Jeff is a CS major often seen on like...terminaly stuff? idk

He even has an informal dictionary entry:

Jeff: v. ex. I'm going to Jeff you!

Ever since having the honor of having a word named after him, he has been infatuated with glee. Though he keeps up humble appearances, he grows happier on the inside each time someone uses Jeff as a verb.

• Infatuated? Are you sure that that's the right word? Alternatively, are you suggesting that Jeff is intensely attracted to a certain TV show?

Quotes:

• "Horns clay model magic stuff substance can I have it"