Chris(t) of TimeSuck XVI.
Is the creator of the Squiddle Army, and member of the Homestuck cult.
The troops are as follows.
Java: Light Green: Kind: Created during CS60
D20: Aqua Blue: Outgoing: Created during FMM: Gamers
Frizzle: Red: Eccentric: Created during TimeSuck Magic School Bus
Mori: Orange: Cunning: Created during Sherlock S1 E3
Shalom: Peach: Annoying: Created during Kosher Chords
Angel: Yellow: Sweet: Created during RENT
Mr. Foofoo-cuddlypoops: Light Blue: Abrasive: Created during TimeSuck Avatar: the Last Airbender
Blue Bob of Blue-ness: Royal Blue: Nice: Created during Kosher Chords
Clopin: Indigo: Creative: Created while watching Hunchback of Notre Dame
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher?: Smart-ass: Created while watching the Simpsons
Sylar: Light Pink: Homicidal: Created while watching Heroes
Zydrate: Hot Pink: Addictive: Created in a little glass vial