NelsonLecture

The series of chemistry lectures in Fall 2011 which inconveniently took place during the days of TrickOrCheese and FunBall?. WTF? On the other hand, one of the only ways to clear the frosh out of EastLounge.

We have learned that there are chemicals in your face and America will become a third-world country.

• But... but... the United States is *the* definition of FirstWorld? :(

Also, the scientific progress of a country can apparently be measured by the number of chemical patents it pursues relative to other countries. Apparently the US is losing its lead.