In 2018, the GodEmperor blessed EastDorm with brand new couches. They are clean, sacred grounds.

PLEASE DO NOT DEFILE THEM!

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Other Information:

The couches themselves are grey in color (as of 2018), and some contain storage compartments underneath the cushions.

Upon receiving the couches, a band of Easties constructed FortFroshChem from the couches' packaging.