OneEye

'Tis the Red Eye of Mordor. He he he...

...don't you mean Gruumsh?

Well, that and possibly the evil box that inhabits the EastDormLounge and sucks away brain time (but I still fully endorse watching the Simpsons).

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What would Gruumsh the One-eye do if he were here right now...

I bet he'd gut an elf or two -- that's what Gruumsh the one-eyed'd do.

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also the name of one of KimEspinoza's toy cats.

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also one of the most badass monsters you'll find in the Warhammer 40k universe.