He seems so nice and kind, at first.
And then he remains nice and kind forever. Seriously, have you seen Haskell mean-spirited?
Purported minion of Satan in waiting for the Rapture.
Was a professor emeritus in 2007, but is apparently UnEmerited??
Quote: Optics Lab Lecture, Spring '13
- That's why you can hear Townsend wherever he is: he has a low, booming voice that just fills out all the space it's near. I had an office next to him for a while, you see.
Quote: Optics Lab Lecture, Spring '07
- I'm going to repair a computer and the river is purple. Something isn't right with the world.
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