Miserable frosh. In room 164 sleeping with KathleenSchaefer. Her general level of happiness should not be confused with that of HappyFrosh?. She will end you.
People call her Hawaiian even though she maintains that that only refers to native Hawaiians. Does Hawaii even have the InterWebs??
Generally spotted in her natural habitat, the EastDormLounge.
Is generally overenthusiastic about the world- especially things that involve colors and sunshine. Possibly insane. Known to have small town hopes, big city dreams, and suburban mediocrity. Will occasionally accuse others of having these things as well. (this was an old RachelIsm)
Don't do it! The world will probably explode.
All the more reason to do it! (Poking her, that is.)
This is why we can't have nice things.
I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white 'n' nerdy