On the Twelfth day of Eastmas, Stumpy gave to me:
- Twelve clocks a ticking
- Eleven Sophomores lounging
- Ten frosh a cubing
- Nine yees a yeeing
- Eight smashers smashing
- Seven stemmers stemming
- Six pancakes mixing
- FIVE DOZEN EGGS
- Four Elements
- Three Frosh Bens
- Two counterclocks
- And a hug from a giant monkey