ValeGlasser

Southie, transfer from Purgatory Community College. Not a freshman, but a FreshMan. Bureaucratically, considered either a frosh or a sophomore, depending on which produces a more inconvenient result for him at a given time. Supposedly a MathPhysics? JointMajor but is clearly a mole sent by PomonaCollege's music department.

A vertex in the trinity of doppelgängers with IanDeMarcellus and DylanSotir. Looks nothing like either of them.

Participated in the eight-hour mole shift in the CaltechMuddLabsPrank.

Implausibly survived TheCoronavirusExodusOf2020.