HypotheticalClasses

They will probably never happen, but we can dream. Add on your own ideas for cool HypotheticalClasses (see also: CourseCatalogue)

Hum classes

• Women's Studies... taught by Professor Eckert
• Silly Songs with MicahSmukler and LarrytheCucumber
• HUM 2000S/LIT 2000S/PSCI 2000S: the super hum class that makes you win. 15 credits; meets for 5 minutes at the beginning of lunch once a week, and as long as you attend, yields an automatic A. Enrollment limited to 4 people: thus, even someone with a senior draw number of 5 *cough* JohnWalseth *cough* could not get into it.
• Strip Tease... by anyone in the chemistry department
• Fantasy Languages: Furbish, Quenya, Drow, and Klingon

PE classes

• Oatmeal pit wrestling
• Improvised Weapons Training: Learn to fight effectively with such items as chairs, two-by-fours, glass bottles, hamster balls, and whips.
• Unusual Weapons Training: Learn to use interesting weapons such as flamethrowers, rocket launchers, redeemers, and everyone's favorite, the bazooka, with skill and efficacy.
• Human Evolution
• Club passing PFD
• Advanced Video Gaming
• Intermediate Duct-tape dagger Fencing
• SwingDancing PFD
• Static Tag
• Applied Topology (with lab)

Tech classes

• BIOL 666: Life in Hell
• CSCI 1: Making effective FunWiki nodes
• MATH 109: Topics in Applied Game Theory: ChesSers, I-Hearts, You Wanna Bet?, and Mao