FunWiki: AbigailJaneGregory

Class of 2014. Also known as AudreyMusselmanBrown.

Known for repeatedly mentioning sex, particularly coupled with the verb phrase "Let's have". Sketchiest frosh (Class of 2014).

Ricockulously attractive, according to a recent Gallup poll.

Loves JESUS. (See MorganLuckey. Or peanut butter.)

Dances the We No Speak Americano Dance with AudreyMusselmanBrown, KatyAnderson, and StephanieLevins.

Remember that time when Abby said:

"SEX!"
"Wouldn't it be cool if guys jerked off into the clouds, and then in order for someone to be impregnated they had to suspend themselves upside-down in the rain?"
"What if someone were trisexual and they liked to have sex with seahorses?"
(While wearing a halloween mask) "Wouldn't this mask be scarier if my tongue could fit through the mouth slit so I could lick you?"
(Interjecting on a discussion about computer cooling solutions) "What if you had to cut holes in attractive people so that you could... uh... cool them off" Audrey: "What?!?" Abby: "And if you were more attractive then you would have to have holes cut in you more often!"
Later: "Nah, the clown isn't attractive enough for me to put holes in."
While trying on a cat mask: "This mask is perfect for a night on the prowl... (suggestive face)"
"But, but!" (indignation)
Lounge: "What should we do to creatively give Audrey her card back?" Abby: "Okay, here's what we should do. I should take off all my clothes..."
"You know what we should--never mind, there's a prefrosh."
"Jesus came to me in an analogy. And Jesus said, 'The 5Cs are like Scooby Doo.' And I said, 'Yes, Jesus.'"
"You have to murder Santa Claus, and then the world will make sense!"
"I think the Jewish thing is growing within you!"

AbigailJaneGregory