BrianAustinHandy

Brian is FrOsh and has the best shrug. He shares a room with the DrinkwardDorm FrOsh DylanRainman (who watches him sleep).

He uses the word “proc” but secretly has no idea what it means

Collected 1,000 Andes mints from the Hoch along with DylanRainman and the rest of the East frosh, before losing them in a bet to RachelZhang

Feels like a side of beef.

Gets paid a combined $500k a year to hang out with HelenRandle and DylanRainman. Brian gets paid, even when asleep. He’s really raking in the hours.