Editing SettlersOfCatan
The first ginormous wave of crack last year. Successor to the CrackGammon craze of 1998. A highly addictive board game which is often found in the toaster in the EastDormLounge. This was a highly irritating and amazingly stupid thing that people who didn't like playing the game and wanted to prevent others from playing the game did (See also: DumbAss). ''Wow... I am stupid and evil.'' AKA Settlers Of YourMom. Variants include Settlers of Mao and Settlers the Gathering. Former is sufficiently awesome, latter sucked. ---- Something that is put in the toaster. Sometimes the toaster is then turned on if your name is ShamikMaitra. ---- Anthropologist's journal, February 23, 1999. These strange creatures who have "settled" in EastDormLounge are demonstrating many complex social behaviors, mostly centered around the barter system. I am still attempting to decipher their "language", a series of loud hoots and grunts which they use while gesturing with pieces of cardboard. ''"Sheep for a sheep?"'' ''"Of course, NOW he rolls a seven."'' ''"You're not getting any grain, okay? Deal with it."'' ''"I honestly don't see why you're building a road there; all it does is piss the rest of us off."'' ''"Doesn't ANYONE have any rock? Please?"'' ''"Mmmmm.... Wood and Sheep...."'' ''"Wooden Sheep?"'' ''"Sheep dep!"'' ''"I have wood for sheep..."'' ---- Among other uses, has a nonzero chance of producing a BoardQuote: ''"Gosh! I feel fertile!"'' "Julian is a sheepernaut!" ---- See also: CthulhuSheep
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