FunWiki: AndrewHunter

Too lazy to rewrite this in an up-to-date fashion. In short: bitter, dead, going to grad school at UWashington's CS PhD program. Passing the time until that starts interning at Google in Mountain View and barhopping in San Francisco. Highly recommends both.

 RoomNumber: Sontag 106C
 RoomMate: None (yay!)
 SuiteMate: PhilMiller, StevenSloss?, HelenFitzmaurice (Suite Sparta)
 AIM: endersdouble
 BirthDay: 6 January 1988
 HelenNumber 1

EvilFrosh (Not actually.) A resident of Atwood but definitely a ThirdFloorEastie. Also used to want to be a dual ComputerScience-EngineeringMajor, despite the fact that this has been universally declared to be a BadIdea. At least I'm no longer trying to take CS70, E4, and Tools in frosh year.

One of the very few people in the East community to *stop* playing WorldOfWarcraft during summer 2006. Considers this a very GoodIdea, and is quite proud, given his lack of self-control and highly addictive personality, that he was able to literally put it down and walk away without any relapses or second thoughts.

Has had many romantic entanglements with Stumpy. I swear, we're just friends.

By this point it qualifies as a long-standing relationship. Stumpy is supposed to be for one-night stands, not long-term relationships!

Schedule for Spring '07 (portal version):

 CSCI081 HM Computability and Logic       ProfessorKeller    M W    13:15-14:30 PA 1285  3.0
 CSCI189 HM Programming Practicum         ProfessorDodds      T      16:15-17:30 JA B134  1.0
 MATH063 HM Linear Algebra II             ProfessorMartonosi  M W F  9:00-9:50   GA EDW   1.5
 ECON053 HM Principles of Macroeconomics  ProfessorEvans      T R    13:15-14:30 GA EDW   3.0
 BIOL052 HM Introduction to Biology       ProfessorAsai?      M W    11:00-12:15 GA MCAL  3.0
                                                              T      12:15-13:05 TG 201
 LGCS011 PO Intro. to Cognitive Science   ProfessorBurke?     M W    14:45-16:00 EDMS 114 3.0
 CSCI121 PO Software Development          ProfessorKampe     T R    14:45-16:00 ML 134   3.0
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                                                                                          17.5

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Schedule for Fall '06 (portal version):

 MATH055  HM Discrete Mathematics   ProfessorBenjamin  M W   13:15-14:30  BK B126  3.0
 PHYS053  HM E & M Lab              ProfessorEckert    R     18:00-20:00  JA B115  1.0
 JAPN051A HM Intermediate Japanese  ProfessorMiyake?   M W   09:00-09:50  MA 207B  3.0
                                                       T R   08:10-09:25  MA 204   
 CSCI105  HM Computer Systems       ProfessorKuenning  M W   14:45-16:00  PA 1285  3.0
                                                       W     20:00-21:20  BK B105
 POST179  HM Political Innovation   ProfessorSteinberg T R   16:15-17:30  TG 203   3.0   
 ENGR059  HM Intro to Engr. Sys.    ProfessorStaff    T R   09:35-10:50  GA MCAL  3.0
                                                       F     10:00-10:50  TG 103  
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                                                                                  16.0

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Schedule for Fall '06 (real version):

 MATH055  HM Proofs for fun and profit              ProfessorBenjamin   M W     13:15-14:30  BK B126    3.0
 PHYS053  HM Hoping to get graded & getting shocked ProfessorEckert     R       18:00-20:00  JA B115    1.0
 JAPN051A HM Desperatly searching vocab             ProfessorMiyake?    M W     09:00-09:50  MA 207B   15.0
             lists for stuff I don't remember                           T R     08:10-09:25  MA 204   
 CSCI105  HM Intro hacking + night lab              ProfessorKuenning   M W     14:45-16:00  PA 1285    3.0
                                                                        W       20:00-21:20  BK B105
 POST179  HM Not doing the papers late  this time   ProfessorSteinberg  T R     16:15-17:30  TG 203     3.0   
 ENGR059  HM Hoping I like the math                 ProfessorStaff     T R     09:35-10:50  GA MCAL    3.0
             more than the design                                       F       10:00-10:50  TG 103  
 CRAK001 HM Topics in duct dape dueling             ProfessorMayor?     F       24:00-04:00  GA MCAL    1.0
 CRAK002 HM zOMG PHASE                              ProfessorComm?      S       24:00-04:00  AC LAB     1.0
 CRAK003 HM Procrastination                         ProfessorHunter?    SMTWRFS 24:00-23:59  everywhere 5.0

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Quotes:

"I killed Mother Teresa."

"I [...] killed [...] Mother Teresa."

"Any problem can be solved with sufficient arrogance. You're just not sufficiently arrogant."

"Fuck you, and the horse you fucked in on!"

"When in doubt, hit a woman?"

"Distinguishment"

As of this morning, HelenFitzmaurice is now EvilFrosh. AndrewHunter has been redubbed DumbassFrosh.
As of this evening, AndrewHunter has been redubbed StumpyDumbassFrosh. Hopefully this will be a hint to him to stop falling asleep in the lounge under Stumpy. Or maybe, more hopefully, a hint to *hint* stop sleeping in the lounge in general.
- Hey now, what's wrong with sleeping in the lounge? Or with Stumpy? He kept me warm many a night! --NickJohnson, AncientMyth, who slept in the lounge on occasion despite having a single 15' from it.
  - Umm, how old was Stumpy when you slept in the lounge with him? How many other generations of nasty frosh has he endured since then (even if Morgan cleaned him up last year)? --MiriamLeisman, who used to date someone who slept under Stumpy in the lounge on occasion.

"I'm a little bit wet for that"

(In OperatingSystems?, to ProfessorONeill) "Oh my god, I'm so high right now"

Note: I was. I really, really was.

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