AttractiveProfessors

A list of hot professors at Mudd, so you'll know which classes you want to take ;).

EngineeringDepartment

• ProfessorBassman
• ProfessorDuron
• ProfessorSHarris
• ProfessorLape
• ProfessorYang?

MathDepartment

• ProfessorBernoff
• ProfessorJacobsen
• ProfessorOrrison
• ProfessorSu
• ProfessorWilliams
• ProfessorWard
• ProfessorMartonosi

ComputerScience, Department thereof

• ProfessorDodds
• ProfessorRan
  • And his children are adorable.
• ProfessorChen (Pomona)
• ProfessorBoerkoel?
• ProfessorAlvarado

PhysicsDepartment

• ProfessorEsin
• ProfessorDonnelly
• ProfessorGerbode
• ProfessorIlton
• ProfessorBreznay

ChemistryDepartment

• ProfessorKarukstis (as every FrOsh that knows HendrikOrem suddenly cries out in terror)
  • AnonymousCoward, you are so dead when I find out who you are. --MartinPyne, who knows Hendrik
  • AAAUUUGH! --MarissaQuitt, who is easily breakable
    • DavidLapayowker, you are a dead man.
      • RichardMehlinger, I am quite frankly offended that you would blame me for this
  • AAAAUUUGGHH!!!!!! -- BobChen, who also knows HendrikOrem
  • Gratuitous Bump
    • AAAAUUUGGHH!!!!!! -- BobChen
• ProfessorVanHuevelen?

BioDepartment