Died May 2010, and then graded as a zombie for SummerMath 2010.
Has an ErdosNumber? of 3 and WhedonNumber of 4. Has a PurityScore of 42.6 (Fall 2013).
Is a SketchyAlum.
Lives in SanFrancisco? and likes food + alcohol. If you are ever in SanFrancisco? and want food or alcohol or a place to crash he will fix you up. Has a ridiculously comfortable couch.
Now looking for jobs because fuck GradSchool.
Wears the same outfit every time he goes out dancing. For years.
Is an OmniSexual?. Ask him about it some time.
Lived/lives/will live in:
A corpse, class of 2010. Is still a SillyFrosh. Is also now officially a MathMajor.
Bob wonders if it is ok to use his FunWiki page, or rather any FunWiki page, to post information regarding organizing of online MagicTheGathering drafts. He needs somewhere to post ip addresses of hosts such that people can easily see or modify them. He imagines it would be something along the lines of the ContactGames page, but not sure if it's appropriate since it's not a strictly EastDorm related activity, whereas ContactGames arguably are?
Enjoys
Was a SandWich maker at ToGo?'s the summer before he came to HarveyMuddCollege, and during the 07-08 winter break. If you're in the Ventura area you should stop by and ask for a turkey and cheese (#3), and then ask for added avocado, because this order pisses him off (since you have to cut the bread differently for a sandwich with avocado. A better solution would be to order a turkey and avocado (#24) and then request cheese. This method is also more cost effective).
His current favorite is turkey + ham + avocado + LettuceTomatoOnionSaltPepper?. The second is chicken breast + avocado + mushroom + LettuceTomatoOnionSaltPepper?. If you ask him nicely he may make one for you. In fact if you pay him $3 ($4 with avocado or extra meat) and ask him even in a not necessarily nice manner, he will make one for you. The sandwich shop in Sontag 107 is now open!
Is now off the meal plan. For him, this is difficult as he has orchestra/choir many many evenings out of the week, so cooking is more difficult than you might imagine.
Has a sister he is extremely proud/jealous of.
Now I have frosh!
Needs a better FunWiki page. Also needs to learn to use the MinorEdit Button.
He smells really good. No seriously, he does. Just walk up to him and sniff him. Also his reaction is really funny.
Is currently the primary recipient of the TreaSon ClueByFour. This would be alleviated if he learned to ShutTheFuckUp. n00b.
He's part of the SketchyMobile?. How sketchy.
Worked at JohnsHopkins' CenterforTalentedYouth? the summer of 2007 as a TA for CryptoLogy?, at the LoyolaMarymount? site in SantaMonica?. Did research at Mudd, part of the AppliedRepresentationTheory? group with ProfO? summer of 2008. Did research at UNCGreensboro, part of the Algorithmic Combinatorics on Words program, summer of 2009.
Should have taken the GRE in April of his junior year. Oh well.
As of 18:35 PM 9/20/07, BobChen has ended TheGame. Wooooo ChronoTrigger.
Queue:
Alas, the BobEffect? has basically crashed and burned after BobNRobin? broke up. His second SanDiego? roommate never gained a romantic partner, NewYork? roommate got dumped over the summer, first SanFrancisco? roommate never found a partner, and second SF roommate just recently dumped his girlfriend. Perhaps it should be renamed.
Has a strong PatriNumber; however, he's forgotten what it is.
I am too lazy to do nice formatting now. Unless someone wants to format all my classes for me, this section will now just be a "list of classes".
Schedule for Fall 2009:
CSCI 197 HM: Advanced Mathematical Logic MATH 199 HM: Senior Thesis MATH 136 HM: Complex Analysis MATH 331 CGU: Graduate Analysis I CLAS 008A PO: Intro Latin MUS 172A SC: Chamber Music: 1800 - Present MUS 175A SC: Concert Orchestra MUS 173A SC: Concert Choir MUS 033 PO: Pomona Orchestra MUS 020 PO: Clarinet Lessons SIGO 005 SC: Significant Other V SIGO 005L SC: Significant Other V Lab SIGO 001 HM: Significant Other I SIGO 001L HM: Significant Other I Lab MATH 132G HM: Grutoring Analysis 2 CSCI 081G HM: Grutoring Computability and Logic
Schedule for Spring 2009:
MATH 189 HM: Partitions MATH 198 HM: Math Forum MATH 174 HM: Abstract Algebra II: Representation Theory MATH 147 HM: Topology MATH 104 HM: Graph Theory CSCI 081 HM: Computability and Logic PHIL 125 HM: Ethical Issues in Science and Engineering MUS 172A SC: Chamber Music: 1800 - Present MUS 175A SC: Concert Orchestra MUS 173A SC: Concert Choir MUS 020 PO: Clarinet Lessons SIGO 004 SC: Significant Other IV SIGO 004L SC: Significant Other IV Lab MATH 131G HM: Grutoring Analysis I CSCI 140G HM: Grutoring Algorithms
Schedule for Fall 2008:
MATH 180 HM: Applied Analysis MATH 175 HM: Number Theory MATH 168 HM: Algorithms MATH 132 HM: Analysis II MUS 101 SC: Music Theory I MUS 175A SC: Concert Orchestra MUS 173A SC: Concert Choir MUS 033 PO: Pomona Orchestra MUS 010 PO: Clarinet Lessons SIGO 003 SC: Significant Other III SIGO 003L SC: Significant Other III Lab MATH 171G HM: Grutoring Math 171 CSCI 065G HM: Grutoring CS 65 PE 001 JP: Weights - Advanced Free Weights
Schedule for Spring 2008:
MATH 189 HM: Topics in Discrete Mathematics ProfessorPippenger M W 2:45-4:00 MATH 131 HM: Mathematical Analysis I ProfessorSu M W 1:15-2:30 MATH 106 HM: Combinatorics ProfessorBenjamin M W 11:00-12:15 MATH 172 HM: Abstract Algebra II: Galois Theory ProfessorSu M W F 10:00-10:50 ENGR 059 HM: Intro to Engineering Systems ProfessorCha T R 8:10-9:25 ProfessorMolinder F 9:00-9:50 MUS 084 HM: Jazz Improvisation ProfessorKeller W 8:30-10:00 MUS 173A JM: Concert Choir ProfessorKamm? M W 4:15-5:45 CSCI 189 HM: Programming Practicum ProfessorDodds T 4:15-5:30 CSCI 060G HM: Grutoring CS 60 ProfessorDodds F 1:00-3:00 ProfessorKeller By Appointment MATH 171G SC: Grutoring Algebra I PE 001 JP: Weights - Advanced Free Weights ProfessorScalmanini? By Appointment MUS 010 PO: Clarinet Lessons ProfessorSilva? By Appointment MUS 172A SC: Chamber Music: 1800 - Present ProfessorHuang? F 11:00-12:00 Su 8:00-9:00 MUS 033 PO: Pomona Orchestra ProfessorLindholm? T R 6:45-9:00 MUS 035 PO: Pomona Band ProfessorKlein? M W 6:45-8:15
SIGO 002 SC: Significant Other II ProfessorDobashi By Appointment SIGO 002L SC: Significant Other II Lab ProfessorDobashi By Appointment
Schedule for Fall 2007:
CSCI 060 HM: Principles of Computer Science ProfessorAlvarado T R 1:15-2:30 MATH 171 HM: Abstract Algebra I ProfessorBenjamin M W 1:15-2:30 PSYC 010 PZ: Introduction to Psychology ProfessorMoore? M W 2:45-4:00 PHYS 051 HM: Electricity and Magnetism ProfessorSahakian T R 9:35-10:50 ProfessorEsin M W 10:00-10:50 PHYS 053 HM: Electricity and Magnetism Lab ProfessorSaeta F 3:15-5:15 BIOL 052 HM: Introduction to Biology ProfessorAsai? M W 11:00-12:15 R 2:45-3:35 MUS 084 HM: Jazz Improvisation ProfessorKeller W 8:30-10:00 MUS 173A JM: Concert Choir ProfessorKamm? M W 4:15-5:45 CSCI 005G HM: Grutoring CS 005 ProfessorDodds T 2:45-4:45 ProfessorKuenning R 10:00-12:00 PHYS 023G HM: Grading Relativity ProfessorSaeta By Appointment MUS 010 PO: Clarinet Lessons ProfessorRanz? By Appointment MUS 033 PO: Pomona Orchestra ProfessorLindholm? T R 6:45-9:00 MATH 191 HM: Putnam Seminar ProfessorBernoff T 6:00-7:30 ProfessorSu SIGO 001 SC: Significant Other I ProfessorDobashi By Appointment SIGO 001L SC: Significant Other I Lab ProfessorDobashi By Appointment
Quotes:
Why does talking to you make my face hurt?
Damn, I really want to play Mao. Oh shit, I just lost the game, but I still really want to play Mao.
RobinDobashi: Otherwise I just really want to bang my head against something hard. BobChen: (looks down at crotch) Um, give me a moment.
I'm firming! I'm firming!
No fucking seaking is gonna fucking fuck us, sweetie. I'll fuck him first.
I'm an adult now, I need a Nerf gun!
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