Used to have a page. Then it was neglected for two years. Content was added. Another year or two passed. Finally updated again. You should add some. Yes, YOU.
- Class of 2011 graduate
- Can neither confirm nor deny that he is working near D.C./Baltimore? for a TLA.
- Switched to the CS/Math? joint major at the end of his sixth semester, having taken no CS past 70. This is a GoodIdea. Really.
- Is insane. Alternates between QuietlyInsane and NoisilyInsane.
- Climbs all the things.
- Is able to break into any room in East with an unlocked window.
- This can be seen as creepy or helpful, depending on your needs.
- Was 1/3 of an East Dorm President for 2010-2011.
- Returned triumphantly for Alumni Weekend 2012.
Feel free to add yourself, if it's true. If it's not, talk to me and we'll see if we can work something out.
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- "He will entice you with his rippling pectorals and magnificent abdominals." -Student XXX
- "They don't call him the Proctor of Bondage for nothing!" - World's Sexiest Chem Professor
- "I lived with him for two years and nothing compares to waking up to his shirtless body." -anonymous