Daniel Osborn hides his massive (and manly) genius behind a facade of modesty.
Also the creator of the term BawMahNow
OZZIE'S TO DO LIST:
- Graduate from Grad school as a theoretical theorist.
- Unify physics under Quantum gravity by means of the studliest particle around: Ozions
- Get nobel prize
- Marry beautiful woman
- sell name to Pepsi and Burger King,
- Wait till fame makes both dominate all other brands, increasing his fame and $$$
- Kids will say they want to be like Ozzie when they grow up, and people say "wow, he's smart--a regular Dan Osborn"
- Everyone forgets about that Einstien guy
- Statues of a proud Ozzie in every country in the world
- Settle down as a private high school teacher with his beautiful wife and 3 kids: William, Robert and Elizabeth.