also known as Diet-rich (pronounce it the way you know you want to)
He speaks German. And plays LoL (League of Legends). He also does not sleep very much. He currently resides in Proctor Suite of Sontag, though "reside" may be quite a loose term. He is often seen with some sort of tea-ish beverage. Dietrich took Peculiar Tastes as Hum1 with ProfessorDeLaet and revealed that he was very capable of pacing Sontag Lounge extremely early in the morning during hum paper all nighters. He was the co-author to an extremely Epic revision letter that was apparently not appreciated fully (sadface). He also has a younger brother who is not Shortenbach. Sadly.
Wow, this page hasn't been updated in forever. Maybe I'll do that. Or not. -- DietrichLangenbach
"The Stanford Prison Experiment wasn't that bad."