FirstFloorEastie? from 2020-2022 (although the Coronavirus Pandemic forced everybody off-campus for 2020, she was still sorted into EastDorm), as of the 2022-2023 school year has become a ThirdFloorEastie living in SouthDorm with CatherinePhillips for the 2022-2023 school year (hey, the suites are nice). An Unholy Uncatholic Unboy, as some might call her.
If you were to combine Lieutenant Commander Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation with Gordon Freeman from the Half Life game series, and throw in some strange, discontented Victorian child, you wouldn't actually get Ellen at all, but you'd get something within an order of magnitude of what she is like as a person. Class of 2024 (making her a SoSh in 2022), Ellen is probably some kind of strange eldritch creature taking on human form (note her fangs), as well as the most recent DormHistorian (which she got by accident; nobody remembered the position existed, and so she managed to swipe it without anyone knowing).
Ask her to do her Toad voice. You will regret it. Can do a surprisingly good impression of ProfessorEckert.
Has been known to idolize HarryFetsch, to the point of desiring to usurp his position as GodEmperor of East Dorm (a BadIdea).
May or may not be named "NatalieLoggins."
Avid Lagrangian, General Relativity, quantum physics enthusiaste.
Known partially for asking such deep and profound questions like: "what if I had a brick of negative two kilograms of mass?" "What if time was two-dimensional?" "When I walk around and the molecules in my body interact with the molecules outside, why do I not explode?" "What if I had a group closed under a trinary operation?" "What if there was a number 'j' such that 'j * 0 = 1'?"
“Kink Master 2000“ -ZoeWorrall, after being very impressed by Ellen’s foot fetish knowledge. If you go to a spa with fish that eat dead skin and you have a foot fetish, is it beastiality? Ellen says not necessarily.
LoungeTroll in the 2023-2024 school year with RuthMueller!
As DormHistorian, Ellen has:
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