EllenFerranto

"My name is Natural Log, but you can call me Ln for short" - EllenFerranto, 2022.

FirstFloorEastie? from 2020-2022 (although the Coronavirus Pandemic forced everybody off-campus for 2020, she was still sorted into EastDorm), as of the 2022-2023 school year has become a ThirdFloorEastie living in SouthDorm with CatherinePhillips for the 2022-2023 school year (hey, the suites are nice). An Unholy Uncatholic Unboy, as some might call her.

If you were to combine Lieutenant Commander Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation with Gordon Freeman from the Half Life game series, and throw in some strange, discontented Victorian child, you wouldn't actually get Ellen at all, but you'd get something within an order of magnitude of what she is like as a person. Class of 2024 (making her a SoSh in 2022), Ellen is probably some kind of strange eldritch creature taking on human form (note her fangs), as well as the most recent DormHistorian (which she got by accident; nobody remembered the position existed, and so she managed to swipe it without anyone knowing).

Ask her to do her Toad voice. You will regret it. Can do a surprisingly good impression of ProfessorEckert.

Has been known to idolize HarryFetsch, to the point of desiring to usurp his position as GodEmperor of East Dorm (a BadIdea).

May or may not be named "NatalieLoggins."

Avid Lagrangian, General Relativity, quantum physics enthusiaste.

Known partially for asking such deep and profound questions like: "what if I had a brick of negative two kilograms of mass?" "What if time was two-dimensional?" "When I walk around and the molecules in my body interact with the molecules outside, why do I not explode?" "What if I had a group closed under a trinary operation?" "What if there was a number 'j' such that 'j * 0 = 1'?"

“Kink Master 2000“ -ZoeWorrall, after being very impressed by Ellen’s foot fetish knowledge. If you go to a spa with fish that eat dead skin and you have a foot fetish, is it beastiality? Ellen says not necessarily.

• Apparently it should be known that she is allegedly "only physically excited by Lagrangians and general relativity," whatever that means.

LoungeTroll in the 2023-2024 school year with RuthMueller!

Proud member of CatSuite? summer 2023.

You may call her President Lagrangians.

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As DormHistorian, Ellen has:

• Made distinct maps of EastDorm based on noise levels, renovations over the years, and locations of legacy EastieSuites (although some artistic liberties were taken with East's geography), which as of spring 2022 hang in TheLounge (though as of fall 2022, they have been put in storage).
• Wrote a paper on EastDorm and culture from the perspective of a neurodiverse person, including references and descriptions of East Culture
• Made a BlankEastMap, which was used in the aforementioned essay. Additionally updated
• Digitized an East Dorm Scrapbook from the 1980s (which you can find [here]; it has some previously unseen photos of the CalTechCannon prank!)
• Continually updated FunWiki from spring 2022 onward.