Currently a FreshMan (ie this page is old -LoganGordon), I quickly recognized the joys of SleepDep, being a CrackWhore, and how these activities pertain to pass/fail. I'm slightly nervous of the upcoming semester, recognizing the fact that it might entail some more work, and will certainly require cutting down on my HaLo intake (which is at an admittedly grotesque level). Halo is not neccessarily my favorite form of Crack, it is merely the easiest available to me (I'd like to dedicate this paragraph to Jimmy J, Kyle, Mr. T, and the respectable members of FroshCrackSuite).
On a more acedemic note, I am a prospective physics major, though I can easily see this turning into a CS-Math joint major. Now come to think of it, I recall proclaiming over lunch my desire to "major in CS5". If only. If only.
Front: "I'm not [insert person of choice]." Back: [Some reason why he's not, always including the word fuck or fucking]
e.g "I'm not the Pope" "Do you see my fucking pope hat?" "I'm not Greg" "No wait, I fucking am" Add to as you see fit.
Greg: Yeah, those were the good 'ol days. Benj: what are you talking about, it was only a month ago. Greg: no it wasn't. Oh wait, if fucking was.
So, what you've got is a pig in a blender...