Wow... such a long name and nary a "ding" in sight.
- his middle name is FransPeter?...
- FransPeter??! *Ding *`Grats!
Set of names/nicknames for MartijnvanSchaardenburg:
- J (not to be confused with Jay)
- not Jay (not to be confused with not J)
- Mantijn von Shreddenborg
If you're feeling bored or slightly naughty, [Google his first name]; the first result is morally reprehensible and slightly hilarious.
- I shouldn't have clicked. I feel like I need to take a shower....
spent a rather large portion of his second semester at mudd with a "sprained" ankle. Ironically, he may well also be the most ticklish person on the face of the earth, so is a common target and victim of the game 'tickle the cripple.'
- He also has fuzzy hair. So very fuzzy... must play with the fuzz...
- He is definitely a 'hands-on' person.
MartijnvanSchaardenburg particularly enjoys DeadBabyJokes?, being made to laugh with any mention of [Richard C. Mongler], and spending time with his "GirlFriend" KaylinSpitz. Apparently the status of their relationship is an issue of heated contention, as many members of TreaSon would like to claim MartijnvanSchaardenburg as their SignificantOther, and are willing to fight KaylinSpitz for it.
Queue of future SignificantOthers:
You need to get this queue moving. Service multiple people at a time if you have to.
MartijnvanSchaardenburg is a NinJa?.
Set of activites that MartijnvanSchaardenburg
- Not eating
- Spending time with friends and loved ones (whom he plans to kill later)
- StumbleUpon? [Official website]
- So, um, there's this DateRape? drug... I've forgotten the name of it...
- It was a dark and stormy Baghdad.