Sometime 2004-5,
JayMarkello was wriggling his way between the rungs of a bed and the windows of a dorm room. Someone decided to shake the bed while he was doing this, causing him to not remain as upright as necessary. His ass broke the window behind him. He was uninjured, aside from a momentary loss of dignity. It's not like he noticed; he'll tell you he hasn't any at all.
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